TheCheeto

With the mysterious past and his impeccable business acumen I always saw him as a LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN type, but really Big Jeffrey is whatever you make him, because he was in you* all along!

*For legal purposes, "in you" is aprox. 500yds from your given location

I was rooting through a box of old floppy disks I found in a dumpster by what looked like either an industrial accident or the crash site for some sort of prototype aircraft.

One of them had this on it

PROTIP: It's formatted in a way where as long as you set the wallpaper to fill screen it should (in theory) work on any standard resolution.