Hi Everybody (hej alle sammen! – that’s danish for ..... ”hi everybody” – well, anyway!)  

Today i’m gonna demand that Anybody! (yes, that includes YOU!) who is gonna respond to this blog, does it in danish! (that’s the language spoken in Denmark, people). 
”How am i gonna do that!?!” (insert confused smiley). Well, you are gonna use Google translate (<- yes, that’s the link) But for those of you who wanna, just give it a go without cheatin’ – here’s some phrases which might be usefull: 

Hello, my name is: – Hallo, mit navn er: 

Easy so far, huh? Let’s step it up a bit... 

I play xbox (insert own console) – Jeg spiller xbox.
I live in America (you got it, own country) – Jeg lever i Amerika.
Awesome/shitty Blog – Fed/lorte Blog 

Ok, are you getting it? – I bet you are, cause YOU are so fucking smart! I Knew it! 
I would recommend for you guys to just use Google... because?!... Because!; what are you supposed to do with 4 phrases?.... oh, and what you should write in the comment?? (if anybody want to....that is) ahem, i don’t give a damn (not about you, but about your writing!) It just needs to be in Danish. 

I WON’T TOLERATE ANY OTHER LANGUAGE! .... except norwegian and swedish, that’s cool with me. 

...... this blog is weird, but hey – So am I ... proof of that?, well, - I use alot of these: ”((((” and these: ”))))” and i write stuff in between – dumb shit, but hey. Someone has got to do it. 

Man Love goes out to all of you guys! And just regular Love for all the ladies! (insert lots of hearts... and the green dragon from Bubble Bobble)