• Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic What should Telltales next series be?. on the Telltale Games board

    I would vote for an adaptation of the comic Gotham Central. It'd be ideal, because they could easily make lots of new characters as policemen and slot in with the others, which are in any case low-tie...

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker Review.

    Why is Toad now a Captain? Has he joined the army or is he in charge of a ship?

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Here's Yet Another Master Chief Collection Apology From 343. on the Halo: The Master Chief Collection board

    Can't they just spin up some more cloud computers or something

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Don't Expect Any Early Reviews For The Crew. on the The Crew board

    OK so to save some time, can we just say now that its a 7/10 (or a 3/5) and move on

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Quick Look: This War of Mine.

    Quitting smoking is not comparable to quitting heroin, don't be silly. It is still psychologically challenging, but physiologically they are not close to the same league

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Quick Look: Grand Theft Auto V (PS4).

    I haven't played this, and I soured on GTA4, but the first person view makes this approximately 100% more appealing to me. I would not have predicted that before it was announced, but, there it is.

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Has the great Brad as the host experiment been a success?. on the Bombcast board

    He's alright, but lately I feel the podcast is just him and Jeff having a discussion and anyone else (Dan, Drew, Jason) only allowed a small comment here and there. As host, he should make sure that ...

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Assassin's Creed: Unity Review.

    Seems to me like Ubisoft could really do with taking a break on these for a while, before they pull an Activision and just irredeemably drill the franchise into the ground. Its a shame.

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon 2 - Part 03.

    Oh good, another codec call with some exposition

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Shocktober: Week Three (And Four?). on the General Discussion board

    Aww, I thought The Loved Ones was pretty good. It had interesting production design and music. Not fitting into a very narrow genre pigeon hole is surely a good thing.

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Best Podcast to complement the Bombcast?. on the Bombcast board

    "crate and crowbar" is great, intelligent and funny discussion of pc stuff from the uk

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Dreamfall Chapters is out now on steam (episode 1). on the Dreamfall Chapters board

    I'll play it when all chapters are released. I can't stand waiting for episodic releases, which is annoying since it seems that's how every adventure game must be released now

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic What Alien movie do you duders like the most?. on the Off-Topic board

    I know the sophisticated answer is to favour the slower atmospheric chills provided by Alien, but fuck it, Aliens is scarier and more exciting.

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Bombin' the A.M. With Scoops and the Wolf: 10/20/2014.

    I'd suggest that you don't check twitter during the week either. The whole thing is just a cesspit full of crap anyway, you're missing nothing.Also, people who meet you for lunch and spend the whole t...

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 10/14/2014.

    Destiny may or may not be the most disappointing game of the year, but it's certainly the game I've become most bored of hearing about.

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Shocktober 2014: Week One. on the Halloween board

    Never watch any trailers... they are a waste of time and always spoil things. I generally just go by a recommendation and/or the existence of a few 4 or 5 scored-star reviews and then try to go in kno...

  • Tortoise posted a message in the forum topic Why are Orcs/Orks/Uruks always Cockney?. on the Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor board

    All villains must have English accents

  • Tortoise posted a message on the post Quick Look: The Hat Man: Shadow Ward.

    Johnny Two Hats is the Hat Man

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