Toug

It is with all love to Lucy I say the following statements:

A) Being on the Morbius discord is exactly the same as posting Minions facebook memes. One to one. Apples to apples.

B) Shrek is pound for pound worse than Minions. Artistically and culturally.

That's why I stay here, on Giant Bomb Dot Com, a website that definitely would never create some kind of fake person to host a show as an elaborate stunt.

Hey, anyone know what county Jan de Bont is from?

They don't even underline the funniest part of the joke, bringing in Janina and she just uses to space to amplify a presumably straight white guy's opinions about movies.

@the_t: I was just about to say, let us not come to this, of all websites, and start casting stones.

"Why don't they make the whole PLANE out of the blackbox!?"

I need to know why that one guy's plumbing is so jacked up. Please make me understand.

Edit: Yeah, there's that bald bastard.

"Buddy Holly if his parents were killed by the Joker" absolutely murdered me.

This show will almost assuredly destroy us all.

A) This should be fun. I look forward to these getting way weirder as it goes and Jeff loosing his mind.

B) Having just listened to the Blank Check ep about this movie where they mostly liked it, I'm kind of fascinated why certain things get strung up for ridicule like this has. It's like a popular kid giving you a mean nickname the first day of school and then you're screwed forever.