PC gamers love Steam because Valve is just about the only big publisher left on the planet who hasn't completely dicked over its fans.
Why do you have to wave your constitutional rights to log onto PSN?
Because Sony hates you.
Why do you have to pay for online play with Xbox live?
Because Microsoft hates you.
Why did you only get 1/3rd of the game when you bought Starcraft 3?
Because Activision/Blizzard hates you.
Why can't you play a football game with your favorite pro athaletes unless it's madden?
Because EA hates you.
Why did Duke Nukem Forever suck?
Because FUCK YOU George Broussard that's why.
Why is Red Dead Redemption not on PC?
Because Take Two Interactive hates you.
Why does Fallout 3: New Vegas have content locked away on the disc to be used as $DLC later?
Because 2K games hates you.
Sure Valve has been making fans wait a long time for HL2:EP3 but they make it up to us with wallet raping sales, good free games (Alien Swarm), and ZOMG HATZ!!!
PC gamers love Steam because Valve knows how to give a proper reach around.
I rest my case.
L4D2.
Because Valve hates you.
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