PREDATOR:
I cannot tell you how long I thought this movie was actually titled "The Predator" but as it turns out it was NOT titled that, the sequel that came out... last year? 2018? That one's named The Predator. This one's just named PREDATOR and it fucking rules.
Shane Black is extremely unlikable, tells bad jokes, and eventually gets fuckin' killed.
Carl Weathers is ripped as fuck and is able to keep shooting a gun with an arm that is no longer on his body while he dramatically dies.
Jesse Ventura possibly has not aged since this movie came out, and man does he make chewing tobacco look precisely as gross as it is. You may have heard, but he does not have time to bleed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger basically plays Col. John Matrix, only this time he's fightin' an alien and he has fewer opportunities for his excellent quips; that said, stick around.
There are some other actors in this movie as well, but I can't remember their names. That said, they all turn in good performances, one of them is constantly shaving and sweats a ton, and another is clearly supposed to be a Native American because he is a good tracker and attempts to face the Predator in honorable combat on a log bridge. We don't get to see his attempt, just hear his bellows of pain and fear as he gets shanked. Also Predator rips out his spine like he's Sub Zero and Billy--the character's name is Billy--just dropped 2 rounds against him.
This movie gets 4.5 Commandos out of 5. I'm gonna watch Predator 2 next.
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