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Whisperkill

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Gin and my horrible morning

Jeff is absolutely right, Gin is fucking disgusting. It smells and tastes like windex and has led me to an awful, awful morning. DO NOT DRINK GIN. Especially straight and accompanied by other drinks and beer.
 
I'm on my hands and knees in my backyard, head spinning with no clothes on begging for the ability to throw up. And after around an hour of agony. I do it like 3 times all over myself. Extremely Unpleasant. But the good news is I feel better a few minutes later. Although I do feel dizzy. 
 
Anyway now I'm going to take a nice shower, drink a ton of gatorade, and eat some toast. 
 
Moral of the story, don't be a Ryan. Avoid Gin at all costs. 

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