that was hilarious. I guess the only chance of making a good sequel was to make it over the top insane! and it's got boobies! and old ladies swearing! how can it NOT be a masterpiece?!
a michael phelps shark beat-em-up. your swimming around in an open world ocean, but there's a never-ending shark spawn that tries to eat him. Michael Phelps cannot be stopped by any old shark though, so you mash the X button for nonstop action and he beats them up. You gain new skills as you level up, and eventually he gains some sort of magic powers which allows him to shoot water bullets and turn the sharks into hamburger noses. Now naturally there will be bosses such as jaws, the kraken, lockness monster, and of corse poseiden, but to win the game you have to make a row of hamburger nosed sharks, then hop across them to get to klu klu land. then you win!
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