Yeah, I know these things are getting old but hear me out.  
 
What is the point of the Ipad, will someone please tell me? Isnt it just a giant Ipod Touch that will cost twice as much because it has a bigger screen? I mean, it doesnt even have flash, want to see the latest Quick Look? go screw yourself. 
 
Who will use the Ipad? If you want to do work then you will buy a laptop, if you want a casual browsing computer to listen to music and watch videos on you might aswell get an Iphone since it will be cheaper and the only downside is a smaller screen. 
 
And how about using Iphone apps that use the  accelerometer? how in the fuck would you play them anyway, it would be as uncomfortable as shit. 
 
Thankyou Apple for making an Ipod Touch for Shaq.