Chuck Norris vs. Scorpion : Who makes it out alive.

#1 Posted by s10129107 (1333 posts) -

Scorpion is an undead ninja who can breathe fire... but can he take on Chuck Norris.  How is Chuck Norris not in Mortal Kombat to begin with?  or any other fighting game for that mater.

#2 Posted by LiquidPrince (16475 posts) -

Chuck Norris wins.

#3 Posted by OmegaRadium (73 posts) -

Scorpion is an undead ninja...who do you think killed Scorpion and made him "dead" to begin with? CHUCK FRIGGIN NORRIS!

#4 Posted by sdodd02 (763 posts) -

Chuck all the way.

#5 Posted by Manks (862 posts) -

Chuck Norris FTW!

#6 Posted by Psynapse (1084 posts) -

How can you even fathom making a thread like this!! Go Chuck!

#7 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1074 posts) -

Dude, even the gods fear Chuck Norris. Scorpion is a pansy bitch compared to the Chuck.

#8 Posted by PharoahCapcom (472 posts) -

Everybody loses.

#9 Posted by Suicrat (3829 posts) -

Chuck Norris DOESN'T have a health bar, therefore he wins.

#10 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1074 posts) -

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72--and they're all poisonous.

#11 Edited by Pop (2688 posts) -

Every kid when he's growing up wants to be Superman.
When Superman was growing up who do u think he wanted to be?

Oh and Chuck Norris is in a game: Chuck Norris Superkicks

#12 Posted by Lemegeton (812 posts) -

Chuck Norris cos he owns the Neatherealm

#13 Edited by Toothsaw (64 posts) -

They can't put Chuck Norris in a fighting game. You would lose whichever character you choose (and no, Chuck wouldn't be a playable character).

#14 Edited by Ryan_ (214 posts) -
Better question: who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Stryker? (SPOILER: Stryker wins)
#15 Posted by ThePhenomenal1 (481 posts) -

if anything they'll form the new deadly alliance. the alliance of total asskicking!

#16 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3529 posts) -

dude Brokeback mountain is not just a movie its what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas outside his house :P 

#17 Posted by Belonpopo (2144 posts) -

Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris only existed becuase he roundhouse kicked someone so hard they flew back in time and fell in love with his mother. He also lost his virginity before his dad did.

#18 Edited by CitizenKane (10682 posts) -
#19 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -
@OmegaRadium: Hahahaha. Exactly.

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