Scorpion is an undead ninja who can breathe fire... but can he take on Chuck Norris.  How is Chuck Norris not in Mortal Kombat to begin with?  or any other fighting game for that mater.

Chuck Norris wins.

Scorpion is an undead ninja...who do you think killed Scorpion and made him "dead" to begin with? CHUCK FRIGGIN NORRIS!

Chuck all the way.

Chuck Norris FTW!

How can you even fathom making a thread like this!! Go Chuck!

Dude, even the gods fear Chuck Norris. Scorpion is a pansy bitch compared to the Chuck.

Everybody loses.

Chuck Norris DOESN'T have a health bar, therefore he wins.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72--and they're all poisonous.

Every kid when he's growing up wants to be Superman.
When Superman was growing up who do u think he wanted to be?

CHUCK NORRIS!!! duhh.
Oh and Chuck Norris is in a game: Chuck Norris Superkicks

Chuck Norris cos he owns the Neatherealm

They can't put Chuck Norris in a fighting game. You would lose whichever character you choose (and no, Chuck wouldn't be a playable character).

if anything they'll form the new deadly alliance. the alliance of total asskicking!

dude Brokeback mountain is not just a movie its what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas outside his house :P 

Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris only existed becuase he roundhouse kicked someone so hard they flew back in time and fell in love with his mother. He also lost his virginity before his dad did.