I adjust the tadmen’s temperature and pick one up. I notice that they have grown just a little bit. The blood-sucking has begun! While I’m zoomed in on one of the tadmen, another comes and begins to suck his blood. I now have five tadmen. I begin to talk with another tadman and he asks if I own any other game systems; in the background I see another tadman sucking blood; down to four.

The tadman asks what is another system I own and if I like the Dreamcast. Upon answering yes he tells me “I’m glad to hear that as I’ve been authorized to write you a check for ten thousand dollars; my ass!”  The tadmen have tiny legs now as well, I didn’t catch that at first but they now swim around by kicking.

I understand that the tadmen are done asking questions for the day. I make sure to water down the insect terrarium and call it quits for the day.

I adjust the tadmen’s temperature and pick one up. I notice that they have grown just a little bit. The blood-sucking has begun! While I’m zoomed in on one of the tadmen, another comes and begins to suck his blood. I now have five tadmen. I begin to talk with another tadman and he asks if I own any other game systems; in the background I see another tadman sucking blood; down to four.

The tadman asks what is another system I own and if I like the Dreamcast. Upon answering yes he tells me “I’m glad to hear that as I’ve been authorized to write you a check for ten thousand dollars; my ass!”  The tadmen have tiny legs now as well, I didn’t catch that at first but they now swim around by kicking.

I understand that the tadmen are done asking questions for the day. I make sure to water down the insect terrarium and call it quits for the day.

The world of tadmen is a bit like Highlander thinking about it.

Should have told him the Dreamcast was a bust, and that SEGA doesn't make consoles any more. Create a time paradox.

One of the tadmen should giggle immaturely at the mention of Wii.

I think Natal would work great for a Seaman remake or sequel.