Shadows of the Damned is full of cheesy dialogue and jokes, but I love every line of it. What are some of your favorites?

Here are some of my favorites, I like them mostly for their delivery by Garcia like this on the nose joke.

Garcia: "He sounds like a real dick-tator."

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Johnson: "Since when did the underworld bury demons?

Garcia: "Since I came to town."

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Garcia: "Beauty is only skin deep and that bitch has no skin."

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Johnson: "It sounds like a cat having sex with a harminca, and not the consensual kind."

Garcia: "Hey, every demon has the right to pick the music for their own funeral."

"Taste my BIG BONER!"  
 
Also... 
 
Garcia: "I was with her when she bought that lingerie..." 
 
Johnson: "You? In a Chicktoria's Secret?"

My favorite part that springs to mind is when you read the storybooks about the bosses, there's one that Garcia reads in a stuttering, slow paced manner, pausing to make immature jokes. Really captured the style of the character, and pretty funny too.

@SuperfluousMoniker said:

My favorite part that springs to mind is when you read the storybooks about the bosses, there's one that Garcia reads in a stuttering, slow paced manner, pausing to make immature jokes. Really captured the style of the character, and pretty funny too.

Reminds me of when he tries to pronounce misogynistic when he was yelling at Justine. I can't remember the exact line, but it was kind of like this "You better cut it out before I get mys- mysog- mysog- FUCK!" *falls over balcony*

Holy crap, listening to the 8-4 podcast, I just discovered that Steve Blum is the voice of Garcia Hotspur. I thought I could spot Steve Blum's voice from just a single word, but playing through it twice, I never guessed it was him.

Anyways

Garcia: "What's that fucker's fucking hand doing here?"

"bitchzilla"