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Betting the FarmVille

Betting the FarmVille: Part 04

Ryan checks in with the investors to give updates and discuss shareholder strategy.

How low will these interns stoop to best each other at The World's Most Popular Facebook Game?

Aug. 6 2011

Cast: Jeff, Ryan, Vinny, Matt, Steve

Posted by: Joey

In This Episode:

FarmVille

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I love the Google search for graphs in the background. 

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Lemon needs cotton, oh the irony!

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Ryan should have been in a suit and tie, or a white button up shirt and tie and have a sound board like Jim Cramer

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Boredom have never been so entertaining. 

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What are their facebook account names?

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I was a little conflicted about this series before, but these first four minutes turned it into a masterpiece!

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Fuck! FarmVille! & Fuck! Facebook!
 
Erm I may sign up on monday at work (I'm not wasting any of my time on fucking farmville or fucking facebook).
 
P.S Fuck this

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VOTE FOR KESSLER

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This is getting better now. The whole pseudo 80s stock broker angle was pretty hilarious. I think that airship to England may give Steve an advantage too, I don't know we'll see.

I don't play farmville but I might just to support Kessler, it looks like he might need it.

I'm still rooting for Kessler!

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I need to know the Butt Barn's facebook name!

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Is that an American McGee's Grimm mug? Classy.

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This was amazing.

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@Wholemeal said:

Ughh dudes....

  1. The phone number tones can be deciphered....
While I'd normally say only creepy people would do that and no one would think of that... there are some really creepy people out there.
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This is awesome!

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Loving this series!

GO TEAM KESSLER!

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Shit just got real.

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I like how they just googled pie charts and bar graphs. Genius. :)

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You can poor toxic waste into a river as long as it makes me money!!! 
 
MONIES!

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unique sheep = you need sheep

subliminal

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Edited By rapid

OMG the pie charts in the background XD

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@xhavoc86 said:

You can poor toxic waste into a river as long as it makes me money!!! MONIES!

It's the Captain Planet business sense. Jeff's got it. Heh.

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GB has proven to me that farmville is brilliant and at the same time, all the complaints hold up.

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Great video guys. I loved corprate Ryan.

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@AndrewB said:
Does exploiting game bugs disqualify Steve?  Discuss!  No, it doesn't!
I told Kessler about it, he didn't manage to make it work. His own fault.
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So many pie charts.

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lol this is great series.

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awesome
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I feel like if Jeff had the option he would torch the Butt Barn to collect on the insurance.

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Haha, I love where this series is going. 

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Haha, this turned out to be fairly entertaining after all.
 
Rooting for Bodega's Buttbarn!

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i fucking love that they just googled "pie charts" and "bar graphs" and that ryan is wearing a bluetooth even though he dialed up jeff on a speakerphone thing

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What's the opposite of jumping the shark? Betting the Farmville just did that.

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First pie charts, then bar graphs. Looks like business is happening in the background.

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Any more of this and I will start believing that they're actually running some real farms. FarmVille has become the true Farming Simulator 2011!
 
Of course crops grow faster here in Britain! It is our green and pleasant land afterall.

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@Dante87 said:

I am getting a serious Forrest Kaysen vibe from Kessler in that hat....

forrest kessler
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great work guys, loved the investor call!

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Ryan Davis - Running that Farmville business like a boss. 
 
Go Team Kessler! He seems like pulling ahead big time and the only thing that could set him back is if someone.. some person.. came and set fire to his cotton field in the middle of the night. That's something that could maybe happen...

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God damn you guys are hilarious. 

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Problem with Corporate Ryan is that it reminds me too much of some salesmen I've worked with. Eww...

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TEAM LEMON-VINNY , FUCK YOUR BUTT BARN!

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I love the GIS for pie charts and bar graphs.

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I will never doubt Whiskey again.

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I actually started up Farmville so I could help out Team BombBombRamen. I feel kinda dirty about that but I sent Lemon some pimp-ass pink hay.

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if they made the intro like a reality show where there were subtitles for Jeff and there were different camera angles, it wouldve been so funny

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This is the most awesome thing since the beginning of ever! Hilarious!

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Oh gosh. THATS A TINY FOOTBALL. (or handegg for you snobby non-Americans)

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Nothin runs like a deer.

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Kessler looks just like Kevin from The Office in that promo picture, lol

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I want to add Steve's account to help him out but I can't find it on facebook. Can anybody help me out?