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Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Crate & Barrel Edition

What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!

What's in the mail? Is it an old T-shirt? A lunchbox full of rusty knives? Video game treasures? Canadian energy drinks?

Nov. 2 2009

Cast: Dave, Jeff, Ryan, Brad

Posted by: Jeff

179 Comments

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Trouble with Tribbles! You are going to have to call for Kirk and Spock to deal with those tribbles you found in the box.

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What the fuck is Squeeballs?

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Fizzy Vimto is awesome.

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What is it with you Americans wearing white socks with shorts?... lol

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I loved this video, It is what i would have done if I had got a crate.

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Jeff kicks crates for a living.
 
By the way, Magnolia reference!

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I feel like I just watched an episode from the Giant Bomb sitcom.

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Jeff learned all about kicking from his persona 4 days.
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It's cool that they sent a lets tap controller on the bottom.

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The first 40 seconds left me howling. That axe kick was legendary. The fact that they just had to pull of the top was hilarious. Oh, you guys. I love you in a completely platonic way.

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PILLOW FIGHT !

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One of the best mail vids yet, I was actually excited to see what was in the mysterious crate.

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@AlexB said:
" All I could think of is Super Smash Brosing it. Put that fucker on your back and throw it lol. But lifting the top also works lol. "
I was going to say something like that, but that was incredible. Yahtzee's webcomics episode was right: Just apply videogame logic to the real world and you've got an instant hit. 
 
They could have done a roll into it (Zelda) 
 
Throw a Bob-omb at it (or any item, really. Smash Bros.) 
 
Use a Charge Beam or fire a missle (Metroid Prime) 
 
Wait to see if a gorilla jumps out of it (DK, although they did barrels) 
 
Use the cutter ability (Kirby) 
 
I have to say though, the Myst comment completely made this video for me.
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i love at the end, dave just stealing a sqeeball, that is amazing

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Dave is awesome!

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@JazzMaverick said:
" What is it with you Americans wearing white socks with shorts?... lol "
What type of socks are we SUPPOSED to wear? >:(
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@Vito_Raliffe:@Vito_Raliffe said:
" @JazzMaverick said:
" What is it with you Americans wearing white socks with shorts?... lol "
What type of socks are we SUPPOSED to wear? >:( "
I think he means high white socks with shoes.  Tend to wear ankle socks with shorts dow here
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For the love of God, use that top of the crate as a weapon!
 
And Vimto aint anything new where i'm from, it's purple over here ironically.

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Brad is getting fat

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Vimto is awesome!!

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LOL "This was cooler when it was a crate".... awesome!

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211 is armed robbery.

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Awesome video, Jeff has talent for opening crates.

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That was  hillarious!

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aww no metal in that crate... poor engineer...

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Awesome Video Guys, Brad's inclusion of Cop was Great

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Let the GIFS begin

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Dave's "girly" laugh was great.

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Awesome.  Reminds me of the opening scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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 The worst enemy of the Klingon empire
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haha @ dave just sneaking away with some squeeballs. the videos of people walking around with those costumes is pretty hilarious

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What was the game on the TV in the background?

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I was thinking that it had been a while since the last MailBag and it didn't disappoint. Love Jeff's axe kick and Dave's elbow drop were very funny. Great job Cameraman Davis!

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@Ineedaname said:
" What was the game on the TV in the background? "
An MMO or RPG character select screen?  I think it's WoW.
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Yay, Dave finally shaved! And also, this video made me giggle throughout.

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Video games have warped their minds!!! 

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Dave looked a hell of a lot more comfortable doing this than the video review. Don't worry so much Drew.
 
Also, this video was AWESOME. Someone mailed you a frickin' CRATE.

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i'd try jumping on it but it might explode after three seconds.
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I think Jeff just proved he is the only real man in the office. And even then he was wuss... just SMASH that fuckin thing!!!! >:)  Real men don't worry about Fragile contents. We just smash em and laugh it off afterwards with a stiff Rye ;) hehe

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It was cooler when it was a crate. You should have used an axe to smash the crate open.  
Wish Vinny was there for this but Dave filled in nicely.
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@Quacktastic said:
" @Ineedaname said:
" What was the game on the TV in the background? "
An MMO or RPG character select screen?  I think it's WoW. "
If you're talking about the TV behind Jeff then it's clearly not WoW. The person is in a fighting style so I'm thinking Tekken 6
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Dave looooves them balls.

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About the description... But DS3 is motion sensitive... :S

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houston beats crate!

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PILLOW FIGHT!
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This is one of the most primitive videos on Giant Bomb lol. 4 dudes standing around a crate just oogling it.  Trying to figure out how to get the stuff that's in it, out of it.  By the way, the Squeeballs look awesome, the game...?  Meh.

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@Quacktastic: Dude!! That's what was going to through my head when I was watching that. That's awesome.
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@Capt_Ventris said:
" @Vito_Raliffe:@Vito_Raliffe said:
" @JazzMaverick said:
" What is it with you Americans wearing white socks with shorts?... lol "
What type of socks are we SUPPOSED to wear? >:( "
I think he means high white socks with shoes.  Tend to wear ankle socks with shorts dow here "
Spot on Capt...  high white socks with shorts are just wrong,especially on a grown man. ;)