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Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag Like Fort Knox Edition

Only feats of superhuman strength will reveal the bounty within.

What's in the mail? Is it an old T-shirt? A lunchbox full of rusty knives? Video game treasures? Canadian energy drinks?

Jul. 3 2012

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Lock Picking

Organic Weapons

193 Comments

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Hey, cool Just remember when all else fails, shoot that guy.

Also, "Prometheus Spring" makes me think drinking it will cause your body to dissolve and allow your DNA to spread.

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Jeff crazy they don't make animals in New York

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Love mailbags

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Awesome

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Oooo....limited edition 'Purple Haired Whitta' edition tee. Nice!

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Dead baby would have been more fun.
 
Also I got a heavy sense of deja-vu from the conversation about getting rid of a mattress.

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I was sure the lock comb was going to be 7-7-5 =(

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I want more readings from the racist dog book

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I wouldn't want to sleep in a used bed. Seems just gross.

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Fragik?

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Jeff's outfit is ridiculous. I am far from a fashionable person, but a red shirt on grey(I'm colorblind maybe not grey) checkered shorts, with stark ass white mid-tops(?) is not a classy look.

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Good beer choices, guy that sent the beer!

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How do they get rid of all this crap they're constantly being swamped with?

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@Rapid said:

I was sure the lock comb was going to be 7-7-5 =(

I'm very disappointed that the lock combination isn't that. VERY SAD.

Well Jeff, maybe you need to start drinking as much as we think you do. That way you can keep up with the supply, INCREASE DEMAND! Also, if people sent in punchtop cans, Jeff would have to drink them right?

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@Downside said:

Jeff's outfit is ridiculous. I am far from a fashionable person, but a red shirt on grey(I'm colorblind maybe not grey) checkered shorts, with stark ass white mid-tops(?) is not a classy look.

I don't really see what's wrong with his look. Also, to be fair, Jeff is colorblind as well lol.

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Some good old-fashioned energy drink reviewing would be fucking rad!

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"Just like the ending to Fez"

YEAH PHIL EVERYBODY IS STILL SOUR ABOUT IT

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That person must live in Portland because good lord all those drinks are available at my local corner store.

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Brad man, you have to stop putting videos you upload into trailers.

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was scared of picking up an arm or a leg as Ryan was pullin gout the 1st thing

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Central New York strikes again...

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That towel totally reminds me of Bam Bam Bigelow.

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I've tried that Curiosity Cola before and I really didn't like it. I think the soda that benefits the most when you get all fancy with it is root beer.

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The awkward moment when nobody knows what shaggy dog jokes are.

edit: There jokes with shitty conclusions, incase you were wondering.

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I'm... currently wearing the exact same shorts Jeff is wearing.

I don't know how to feel about that.

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Fentiman's Curiosity Cola is DELICIOUS. It's from the good ol' U of K - not the US. The Dandelion and Burdock is not bad.

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I do miss drink taste testing.

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@RockinKemosabe said:

I wouldn't want to sleep in a used bed. Seems just gross.

So do you just get a new one everyday then?

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At first quick glance i thought it said "Fraggle" in which i immediately thought someone sent you Fragglerock puppets.

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Let's sent them more locked package's and test their problem solving skills.

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.GIF TIME!!!

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@ErEl said:

How do they get rid of all this crap they're constantly being swamped with?

They've said before, they tend to put them out in the front of the office for guests and stuff to try, and put perishables in the fridge for anyone in the office to take.

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Warlords and Luchadeer still just sittin' in that corner...

just sittin' there

:(

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@m2cks said:

@Downside said:

Jeff's outfit is ridiculous. I am far from a fashionable person, but a red shirt on grey(I'm colorblind maybe not grey) checkered shorts, with stark ass white mid-tops(?) is not a classy look.

I don't really see what's wrong with his look. Also, to be fair, Jeff is colorblind as well lol.

It's the Gary Whitta Shirt, it's very topical!

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@depecheload: No I meant getting a bed that someone else used to own and sleep in. Never take a black light to a hotel.

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I wanted something crazier then just some drinks!

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Man... I wonder what that combination was. For a second I thought 775 was totally going to work. Anyway...

Mailbags never fail to introduce me to stuff I've never heard of before.

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@ErEl said:

How do they get rid of all this crap they're constantly being swamped with?

They work in a largeish office now. I bet the stuff they aren't excited about drinking is setup in the breakroom and an email goes out to people around them to have at it.

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what's the passcode!??!?

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I've had one of those Marley relaxation drinks. It was good but it relaxed me so much I took a nap for 2 hours.

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mmm Dandelion and Burdock

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Drew covered the mic when he had the camera.

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Someone should send them a bunch of cigars and shit.

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775 lolz, that would've been perfect.

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almoest expecting live organs

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Put luchadeer next to the couch where you stream stuff duders! he looks sad on that warlords machine.

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I saw that copy of Pokemon Conquest on Jeff's desk. I hope that means thay are going to do a Quick Look for it. I really want to see what that game looks like.

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@AlwaysBeClothing said:

@Rapid said:

I was sure the lock comb was going to be 7-7-5 =(

I'm very disappointed that the lock combination isn't that. VERY SAD.

i concur

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i really want to know what the combination to that lock was....

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that's a giraffe.