Mario Party Party: 9

Jeff with the out of nowhere Dota joke really got me. Good job Duders!

ONCE A DAN

I was kind of expecting them to roll right into 10 on the same stream, but sure, let's prolong the suffering one more day.

Bah, I want 50 turns!!!

@gamerpigeon: I hope Vinny's the one who ropes him into it.

"Hey Daaaaaaaan, I have some gaaaaames for you..."

I'd like to nominate Fortune Street for future parties. Its like an incomprehensible Monopoly with the perfect length and drain for typical party party delirium. The Animal Crossing Wii-u game is basically a toned down one of those. ID ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT that Jeff and Brad have played this game before on a TNT w/ Ryan and Patrick. I believe they played Fortune Street on that TNT as well. I remember thinking MP9 was weird then, but I really enjoyed this one, considering its the only one I've actually been able to sit and pay attention all the way through. GO DREW!

This is hilarious, less than 50 minutes?

This is the best one because Dan gets so frustrated.

I know it's the same actor, but usually the Wario and Waluigi voices are pretty distinct. In this one they sounded the same to me.

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Holy shit this looks leaguessssssssss better than Mario Party 8.

Jeez, this content was so.... consumable.

46 minutes!?!?

So Mario Party 9 is basically just a 46 minute teaser to the nightmare that will be Mario Party 10?

46minutes? This isn't even quick look length!

For those 3 of you who have played this game, are all the maps like this where they all move together and collect mini stars? Did they choose the wrong map?!

#datYoshiass

@gamerpigeon said:

I just want them to play all the way through a Dokapon Kingdom game sometime. My friends and I played it a few times and only ever reached maybe the third continent. I'd kill to see how a whole game plays out, especially if it was GB dudes playing.

@lanechanger: That's how the whole game is, not just this map. No joke, it was done to actually make it at least a tiny bit more about strategy than randomness. Because you're all in the same car, you can do a bit more board control with strategic use of your special dice as compared to the old games where you can try to lay traps and whatnot but some jerk will always luck out because the star happens to spawn right in front of him like 5 times in a row :)

@tanookisuit: Blame the game developers for making MP9 so short.

I like that Dan is turning into Waluigi. All he needs is a needle mustache for Mario Party 10 and the evolution is complete.

There's Quick Looks longer than this Mario Party Party and I just think that's funny

Damn this looks like a good time..after all those bad times :D

"A lot of this seems random" - Dan Rykert in reference to a Mario Party game

"SMALLER"

"The game has changed!""BUT THE PLAYERS ARE THE SAME."

Man, I almost hope they just label MP10 as a Quick Look. Also, I feel like this game is somehow even worse than the others.

Oh no. OH NO. I forgot he was still forcing them to do this.

There has never been a better time..... to kick Dan out of the building.

I think it's time they do the Mario Party Party Marathon.

Neat fact: The very first video thing the Giant Bomb crew did when they moved in to the CBSi office was play Mario Party 9.

best studio MP because it's the shortest

At 13:17, was @drewbert making a reference to Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass"? ("Shake ya ass, But watch ya self")

Somebody needs to make a shirt featuring Yoshi in that dumb pose and the words "Check out my ass, fool!" in Comic Sans. It would be a "good" laundry day shirt.

I can't believe I lived to witness the casualization of Mario Party. What the hell, Nintendo?

Tomorrow. Live. Fuck.

Let me guess who wins. Nobody?

Screw office holiday parties. THIS IS THE ONLY PARTY.

Nobody Wins

Mario's Sugar-Free Punch Social

wow they really fucked up mario party in 9

@gamerpigeon: I for one would watch an East Coast Mario Party Party.

@sharkman: To say they fucked it up implies that there was something to fuck up in the first place.

RIP Mario Party Party

I love how Dan is slowing becoming more Walugi with every Mario Party

I don't know about anyone else, but I've started checking Dota's NA leaderboards lately because I'm pretty sure Jeff is going to show up on them one of these days.

WHAT IS THIS?? A PARTY FOR ANTS?!

So Dan has completely lost his mind finally. Good to know.

edit; Nice to see the series quality go up, but really, with out 50 turns, the board game aspect of each player moving seperately, coins, buying items, and constant Bowser fuckery... the series lost it's spirit. I get it was a spirit that Nintendo didn't want to cater, but if the games are like these from now on, it's not worth GB doing videos for.

Short Mario Party?! That's just... wrong.