Mario Party Party: 9

@madbootsy:

Somebody needs to make a shirt featuring Yoshi in that dumb pose and the words "Check out my ass, fool!" in Comic Sans. It would be a "good" laundry day shirt.

Okay, MadBootsy; you an' me, All Geed Up!

This actually looked like the most fun so far. I am kinda interested to see the rest of the boards.

This looks like the best Mario Party game which makes this the worst Mario Party Party.

@hamborgini: we can only hope!

Finally the right person won.

When will Jeff get his? Seems deliciously ironic if he were to win a game in a series that he despises no?

They should play One Piece: Pirates' Carnival

I won't be here for UPF live, so I guess I'll chime in here and wish Dan the best. My fav BEast coast will get even better now :D

The problem with these games is that they don't have any characters. If it was like Sonic Shuffle, a game with recognizable, storied and beloved characters, you might have some fun, but this complete random assortment of polygons makes no sense. Let's actually look at the roster just to see how ridiculous it is.

It's preposterous that there are 10 games of these literally whos. At least make a game with some real video game characters like Dizzy the Egg, Monty Mole or Danica Patrick.

nobody wins

Had to throw these together:

Why is it called the "Captain" and not the "Driver"?

Since these are so short, that just means there's plenty of time for a MP 1-10 marathon.

These four adventurers would be made a good deal more engaging with the help of rugged Coleman© and delicious Nissin© Cup Noodles© products.

@allodude: Yeah this happened yesterday at 2PM EST I think. It was pretty easy to miss with the sudden announcement and since it lasted less than an hour.

Weak end to a strong series. :-(

@darkbeatdk: I thought the same thing... a complete absence of Nintendo's flagship "King Kong" character is confusing (considering Jumpman's starring role in this product)

The last word uttered in this video is "Fuck.". Sums up the entire Mario Party Party experience.

This was short and Dan lost, hard to argue with that science of this being the best mario party game

@gb5269: I got a notification they are streaming 10 on twitch. Should be here too I guess.

@onkel: A deep, guttural 'oh yeah' was uttered as I read this comment

Anybody else having issues with the new video player? It seems to buffer quite often and stutter, skipping about 1-2 seconds. I'm on Google Chrome if that helps.

Good LORD, when even Dan Rykert isn't enjoying Mario Party...

...AND MORE!

@matthewgm said:

Called it! :D

Mad Mario: Toad Road

no no no no... instead play 25 rounds of 8 and 25 rounds of 1.

I finally watched an entire Mario Party Party video!

the best part was when i realised jeff and i were both wearing the same t-shirt

That whole MP10 bit at the end was reeeeeal funny.

It's like Mario Party barely happened. Without the soul crushing agony of the endless void, what is Mario Party?

No one went for "Was Once a Dan"?

Cosplayer Dan. ANime slowly getting to him...

The man of the people won. This is the best Mario Party

The fact that Mario Party Party ended with a weak fart is somehow extremely fitting to that game series.

And, all along T. S. Elliot has it right, “This is the way the world ends not with a bang but a whimper.”

What is this. What is this?

Not my Mario Party Party.

Dan Rykert is a very strange little boy...

sorry jason, the screen effects are not good enough to justify taking up 1/3rd of the screen

@thor_molecules: I tried it for the first time this year. Holy shit! What a bad game!

This one feels even more luck-based than previous Mario Parties.