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Jar Time w/ Jeff

Jar Time w/ Jeff: No Holds Jarred - 04/30/2012

Let's talk about the future of Skylanders, Nate Dogg, and... whatever the hell else it was that you asked about.

You ask the questions, Jeff Gerstmann supplies the answers.

Apr. 30 2012

Posted by: Jeff

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Jeff Gerstmann

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President of the mall!

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Great Episode!

Gotta love the sweet new home the Skylanders found in that slick EA bag of all things. Perfect synergy ... or something like that. Damn, I've been down the "my audio drivers just broke without warning" one to many times and I just need to juggle games and in the grand scheme of things pretty standard media playback and no fancy recording business. At this point I'd probably be ready to just make a decently priced physical soundcard a standard PC component for me - if only that fixed all those fucking issues and figured out all the format conversions, sound levels and compatabilities on its own. But that extensive functionality a PC has just comes at a pretty steep price in how complicated it can get.

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Hahaha the Spider bit pure awesome!

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This was great! Keep them coming, Jeff. Can't wait for what you guys have to say/announce this week.

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@ShuaReborn said:

Hahaha the Spider bit pure awesome!

I give the man props, I would have killed it or gotten out of the damn room!

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"Because people in the US know better than to go to a fucking movie theater" ... awesome, GB insulting european people since '08.

[edit:] people outside of the US rather

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This jar video was a great jar video.

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@soupbones: spoken like a true fan of jar videos

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what song is that at the start of the video?

Or if anyone else is able to tell me? Shazam can't tell me. Thanks D

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what song is that at the start of the video?

Or if anyone else is able to tell me? Shazam can't tell me. Thanks :D

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Coolio

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@Niall_Sg1 said:

what song is that at the start of the video?

Or if anyone else is able to tell me? Shazam can't tell me. Thanks :D

I'm guessing that is music Jeff made.

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@Recall said:

@owack6 said:

Wait people are not allowed to text in movie theaters in America?

Why would you want to? Are you one of those who can't actually be quiet during a movie too?

At good movie theaters, you can get thrown out for using your phone. Those are the kind of theaters I like.

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How about Giantbomb condoms in the store? Ryan, get on it

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I'm starting to realize that I would not get along with Jeff in real life. He's an entertaining media personality, but it would be tough to put up with his ridiculous self-righteousness on a daily basis. It's like he can't even conceive he could be wrong about something.

That being said, I still watch these videos and give him my money voluntarily, so he must be doing something right.

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if people still havent figured out how to go to a movie and enjoy themselves, then they and the gormless teenagers deserve each other.

first three showings or so, sunday morning, after a nice hot breakfast. and people need to get over the aversion to going to a movie alone. no one is going to make fun of you, it just frees you up from having to co-ordinate all your shit with a bunch of other people. no friend of mine was gonna go see Hugo with me so i went alone. it was one of the best theatre experiences ive had in years.

TL;DR: go to movies alone in the morning. its the best way to see a film in a theatre.

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Another absolutely fantastic video one of my favorite routines.

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Warren G was just too smooth for the top of the charts as this documentary shows

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@PurpleOddity: We can only hope...

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At about 1:14:00, while Jeff was wrapping up his mall food court story, I paused and thought "Wait, how long has it been since Jeff even read off a question from somebody?"

The fact that it took me so long to realize that means this video turned out alright.

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Shorts fire?

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I cannot even FATHOM the people who go into movie theaters and do nothing but talk and text on their phone. I hope to someday have enough disposable income to think "Man, I'm standing out HERE texting, when I COULD pay $10-15 and be in a dark ROOM texting!!"

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Don't care about quests Jeff. Just keep rolling in the content. Great job adjusting.

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@DougCL said:

if people still havent figured out how to go to a movie and enjoy themselves, then they and the gormless teenagers deserve each other.

first three showings or so, sunday morning, after a nice hot breakfast. and people need to get over the aversion to going to a movie alone. no one is going to make fun of you, it just frees you up from having to co-ordinate all your shit with a bunch of other people. no friend of mine was gonna go see Hugo with me so i went alone. it was one of the best theatre experiences ive had in years.

TL;DR: go to movies alone in the morning. its the best way to see a film in a theatre.

Isn't that what Pee Wee Herman did?

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@TeflonBilly said:

Warren G was just too smooth for the top of the charts as this documentary shows

Thanks for posting that. After seeing this I watched the whole series from Episode 1. It was hilarious!

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I've never been able to get excited about Kinect-like camera peripherals. In my computer vision class circa 2005 I remember hearing repeatedly that computer vision research hasn't significantly advanced since the 80s. That makes me think it will continue to be pretty janky for the foreseeable future.

Hopefully Kinect will accelerate research in the field and make some waves.

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Jeff.