Quick Look: Barbie Dream House Party

I have high hopes for this.

This is going to be terrific.

EDIT: Mannnn this is more awful than I could have imagined and mannnnn I hope not many girls get this over the holidays.

I haven't slept, because I know that watching this delirious is the only way to watch this.

Hold on one second....dont try to sneak this in. Im now gonna have to watch this before i go to work.

Also does this game have what im looking for?....no it does not. First Hatsune Miku and now Barbie...\

After first 10 minutes i thought it wouldnt be atrocious......but finally after wondering all day it turns out it is atrocious.

Goddammit, I have to go to work now. Much rather be watching this.

My body is ready.

this gonna rock my world?!

I heard that Barbie actually runs at 90mph.

How is Vinny not in this constantly lowering the tone, done fucked up here, guys.

Well, time to watch three grown men play barbie. Let's do this internet.

This is precisely what I needed.

So apparently I had this on my Steam wishlist already. I think I saw it when it first went up and figured that eventually I would have to know. Hopefully this quenches that desire (post-edit: It did, game removed).

EDIT: I didn't realise until now, but apparently I have been living for the opportunity to hear Alex Navarro state, "There's merit to the leggings, but I can see going without."

And y'know what? Those closing sentiments were incredibly poignant and agreeable. I would not put this game anywhere near my daughter if I had one.

The MOST important Quicklook of the year

what

I know it's December, but Broken Sword 5 is coming out TODAY. The Novelist on Dec 10th, made by former 2K Marin dude just like Gone Home (and this game has a ghost in it!).

Just in case the staff or people think it'll be a dry month for quick looks.

The world-renowned Giant Bomb Fashion Team?

edit: so thats how you spell ochre. How come Vinny is not there?!

EDIT: :(

There is a level of misogyny in this game I didn't even believe possible

07:49 "The dreamhouse is now on lockdown."

BABY IT'S A LOCKDOWN!!!

"Rock Paper Shotgun"

Oh no....

I think Ashes Cricket was a bit more dignified than this. and that was broken.

1/10, Polygon's worst game of the decade

How did you guys know I like parties?

Didn't know the Giantbomb duders were also fashion designers in their spare time

You should never put shoes on a pedestal.

Just finished watching it.

Fuck video games!

The tone reminds me of.... Saints Row.

Is that Yosuke as Ken's voice?!?

PS. SPRANG BRAAAAKE!!!!

Go look that word up.

The show this game is based on is actually really original and funny. They're extremely self referential and make fun of the barbie universe more than anyone in their own show.

Jezebel would have a field day with this.

You have a level of knowledge about Barbie that is unhealthy. Seek help.

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Lighten up, Francis. I was exaggerating.

Oh boy.

this

is

going

to

be

good

Oh, RPS wrote an article? Seems like Patrick should be in on this quick look.

Spring break.

I'm in.

It's like you can almost hear their souls leaving their bodies on the microphones...

Words fail me. Can't actually believe this is a thing...

That was totally worth being up for.

Lol yeah, my daughter picked it on netflix the other day and it wasnt that bad. Barbies closet opening up into infinity matrix style was pretty good.

Nope. Yuri Lowenthal has nothing to do with this game.

Max Temkin....there may be a special place in hell for you after this one...

All jokes aside though, this served as a great way to easily convince my wife that this piece of shit was not suitable for my 7 year-old daughter since it only took 10 minutes for her to exclaim "Fuck this hot piece of shit"

Why does this game keep playing the intro to Georgie Girl by the Seekers in the background when they are searching for stuff??

Hey There! Georgie girl

Why do all the boys just pass you by?

Could it be you just don't try, or is it the clothes you wear?

You're always window shopping but never stopping to buy.

So shed those dowdy feathers and fly a little bit.

Secret message from the bitter developers?

4Chan and a Something Awful Forum Best Game of the Decade

Oh... This happened.

Even the comedy stylings of Jeff and Brad couldn't save this abysmal game. Swing and a miss.