Quick Look: Fruit Ninja Kinect

Ninajs? AND FRUIT?! IMPOSSIBLE! 

Looks ninja-y

This looked pretty good during the Happy Hour, curious how it'll be in a more detailed look.

Alright, check out the fighting fruit.

Potato Samurai was a lot better. 
 
At least it's better than cheese knight.

Are all Kinect games so shitty tracking wise? 

Ninjas and fruit. Two of life's greatest things, combined!

Are all Kinect games so shitty tracking wise? 

FINALLY A VIDEO

People who play kinect... look... like FRUIT!!! ZING!

How'd they stretch that one to 16:30? Seems like a 3:00 video, tops.

At least this game doesn't make you look like a complete retard while playing it. Oh, wait...

Oh man Brad is definitely balding like Vinny.

Where is the Farmville update???

@Theresonlyone said:

Are all Kinect games so shitty tracking wise? 

As I understand it, there's some noticeable delay. I haven't ever touched one so don't take my word. At all. Actually, ignore this comment completely, I'm sorry for ever having typed it out.

i think i would rather get the iphone version

Oh Vinny, never stop being that racist homophobe that we all know and love.

Great ending!

Oh Vinny, never stop being that racist homophobe that we all know and love.

I'm not sure how I feel about that competitive multiplayer. it seemed like it was throwing a lot of fruit Vinny's way and not so much towards Brad. Also, having played a lot of the iPhone version, I don't think this one holds up in terms of precision, but it definitely looks fun.

That was fruity :D

Norm would be offended by all this racism.

@BadFeelingAboutThis said:

Where is the Farmville update???

This!

all kinect quick looks are chaos

Kinda seems like the worst part of the game is the part where you have to use Kinect to play it.

@Chadster said:

Kinda seems like the worst part of the game is the part where you have to use Kinect to play it.

"If you swipe the fruit with your left hand, it feels like someone else is swiping it."

Vinny, you slay me as always.

i'm playing this, with my feet.

This... actually looks kinda fun. Shame I don't have a Kinnect I guess :|

Nice to see a bit of video content finally making its way into my eyeballs.

"If you swipe the fruit with your left hand, it feels like someone else is swiping it."

Vinny, you slay me as always.

Vinnys floating head on the side at the end was ridiculously funny

Microsoft needs to send some G-Men over to Giant Bomb's office, tie them up in a room, and explain to them that having a second player standing in the foreground when they shouldn't be, fucks up the tracking. Vinny stood back for a second, and then immediately started creeping forward, haha.

Anyway, this game looks surprisingly alright, though I'm still not sure if it's $10-worth of alright. They've added more modes and stuff to the core game, but it still ultimately just comes down to slashing fruit, and I'm not sure how long that novelty can last. I never bought Fruit Ninja for my iPhone, for that very reason - and that was at $1, not $10.

- Scott

Heh, 69.

Brad is the karate kid.

Nice kick Brad!  And people say you're not good at video games, do that to them next time!

Looks as terrible as I thought it would be when I first heard this game described.

Happy fun times look happy and fun!

I believe the Kinect uses whoever is closest to the sensor in determining control over menus. Just FYI. :)

Wow why is Embiggen a Sub only feature? You non subs really get fucked

First GiantBomb MAKES me watch people play Farmvile and now they're MAKING me watch Brad and Vinny play Fruit Ninja. 
This is turning into an abusive relationship.... 
 
....and I love it! *puts on ball gag*

Nice crane kick at the end, props to Brad.

Vinny: "watch where you're chopping there brother" LOL

It looks like these are just the same modes from the iPhone version, except for party mode.
 
EDIT: Also the iPhone version is a buck.

This actually looks HELLA fun. But i don't own a Shitnect.

BRAD: THE SOUTHERN BLENDER. Awesome.

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Looks fun as hell. 
Too bad I ain't got no Kinect.

yay QLs again.