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Quick Look: Long Night

Dan and Jeff sneak out of their bunks to go on a late night panty raid. The abyss stares back disapprovingly.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Jul. 8 2014

Cast: Jeff, Dan

Posted by: Jason

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Long Night

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I cannot see anything in this video.

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Here's a thought... The main character's surprised "she disappeared before killing me" implies that he knows exactly what will happen if the spooky ghost lady catches up with him. Seems obvious to us, but that's just because we watched it happen several times in rapid succession after her reveal. The only explanation is that the main character remembers what happened when you load a checkpoint after dying!

That, or the writing in this game is just really good.

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Dan is just, <3

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That's a Friday the 13th map, right there.

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I feel like in a bad episode of Twilight Zone.
Dan is barely funny, yet everyone seems to like his QL's...

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The idea of this game seems better than the result. Not sure what to think of it.

It's like they took Gone Home, and pushed the "Game" slider up, but then pulled the "Quality" slider down.

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@hailinel said:

That's a Friday the 13th map, right there.

i was thinking.....is this friday the 13th remake ??? wtf???

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@fjor said:

@hailinel said:

That's a Friday the 13th map, right there.

i was thinking.....is this friday the 13th remake ??? wtf???

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It's far from a duplicate, but the similarities are definitely present.

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Camp at ancient indian burial ground - check.

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What does she wants from me?

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@sessh said:

Okay, you have to love the amazing production values in this.

First Dan dies immediately, and twice at that, since everything moves stupidly fast for no good reason whatsoever. Then the ghost lady vanishes into thin air and shortly thereafter we get a Monica Lewinksy joke.

Also of course there's bad grammar, typos and no VO.

So is all this intentional, was it just really, really low budget or has this game actually been made 15 years ago, but was released just now?

Judging by the kids on the developer's about page I'm going to say there's nothing ironic or intentional about how bad this game is. Just a whole of inexperience and misplaced nostalgia.

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@sweetz: Wow, okay, that's a terribly ridiculous page, which definitely makes me tend to agree with you.

Especially considering the really bad English.

"If you use to hang out on horror movie website and if you’re clicking on the shark section, have a little thought for him… That’s his thing…"

"At work, his days are rythmed by Dimmu Borgir tearing apart his ears and by Zerator video channel.If you like Japan, pasta and guitar but above all, if you hate shrimps and that you’re big breast, brown hair girl, he’s interested !"

You pretty much ruined this for me, duder.

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This is super 90's in a sort of Alone in the Dark way, where you can turn the wrong corner and just die out of nowhere. If you can tolerate trial & error games like this, you'll probably come out of it remembering it as a "classic" many years from now.

...it makes me feel I've awakened from the Jurassic whenever I hear "...oooh, Resident Evil camera angles..." when they really mean AitD (which came out 4 years before RE)...

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@savutano said:

This was full of tight-butthole moments for me. Anyone else?

This game is so loose butthole.

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I didn't watch the whole thing, but was anyone else slightly reminded of the old Friday The 13th games? More so the C64, but I guess kinda the NES one too.

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I would love to see an endurance run of this.

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I can't tell if I'm charmed or repulsed by this game, or if it's some weird hybrid of the two. I sort of want to play it now?

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"This looks kinda cool though." -- Jeff

That was a real twist ending.

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As someone who fucking LOOOOVES old-school survival horror games, I was excited when I found out what this game was when I started this QL. I was hoping someone would take up the reigns of this genre. That excitement quickly turned disappointment when it became apparent that this game looks really terrible in a way even I can't get behind. That run speed, though....i find it hilarious.

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hey Dan, pick up the purse

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I appreciate Dan taking a moment to set the brightness in the way that the game suggested. It's a small touch, but it's important for a horror game.

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I'll admit that the first time what's her face started running I was spooked a little. The third time? Not so much.

Pseudo Spoiler I guess below:

Why does she stop chasing you and let you live in one section, only to catch and instantly kill you in another? What the hell?

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Best QL in a long time! :D

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@sessh said:

@sweetz: Wow, okay, that's a terribly ridiculous page, which definitely makes me tend to agree with you.

Especially considering the really bad English.

"If you use to hang out on horror movie website and if you’re clicking on the shark section, have a little thought for him… That’s his thing…"

"At work, his days are rythmed by Dimmu Borgir tearing apart his ears and by Zerator video channel.If you like Japan, pasta and guitar but above all, if you hate shrimps and that you’re big breast, brown hair girl, he’s interested !"

You pretty much ruined this for me, duder.

Hahaha, I'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled for french Eddy Gordo next time I'm kicking it in Bordeaux.