Quick Look: Men in Black: Alien Crisis

GET BENT!

Men in Black II sucks. There can be no justification Jeff.

Uncharted 4?

I swear that dude sounds like Nolan North.

Apparently the light gun that works with this (looking at some of the reviews of the latest Cabella's game that has it) is not all that great. Guessing most of the people on the leaderboards are game journalists or game store employees or maybe people who were mentioned in the quicklook who are looking for games to use with the light gun. Seems like this game probably only should have come out on the Wii as the controller at least supports better light gun tech.

This.. so, so bad. It's great.

Oh Kanji. How the mighty have fallen.

Doctor Who: Eternity Clock is better than this... and it is pretty bad.

@simkas said:

SR3 male voice 1 talking to female voice 1 sounds so goddamn weird.

Or Kanji Tatsumi speaking to Rise Kujikawa.

ohhhh NO!

This doesn't cost 60 dollars right? right?

This just kinda seems like Activision is trying to ripoff people who like Men in Black. Shouldn't something like this be illegal?

@Rxanadu said:

@JayCee said:

Oh Kanji. How the mighty have fallen.

Well, he is the bootleg Nolan North

more like nolan north is the bootleg troy baker

Wow. That's all I've got.

I like how videogamey this videogame looks.

It's out for the Wii. I might try it with the Wii zapper.

Been playing some Sin and Punishment recently.

Also, Maybe because I was quite young when I first watched it, I love Men In Black 2!

@Animasta said:

@Rxanadu said:

@JayCee said:

Oh Kanji. How the mighty have fallen.

Well, he is the bootleg Nolan North

more like nolan north is the bootleg troy baker

BOOM!

just tryna stay paid.. thats my motto.

The first Men in Black film was 1997, Patrick! 15 years!

This has to be reheated leftovers from some defunct project from seven or eight years ago, right? I refuse to believe that someone built this from the ground up in the 2010's.

This dialogue would be totally fine in a Saint's Row game.

@Animasta said:

@Rxanadu said:

@JayCee said:

Oh Kanji. How the mighty have fallen.

Well, he is the bootleg Nolan North

more like nolan north is the bootleg troy baker

Considering most people don't even know who Troy Baker is.. Nah. He is one of my favourite voice actors though.

Thats a shitload of points.

I feel like I was transported back to 2001 and Troy Baker followed me through the videogamey wormhole.

Donna <3

We can only imagine what Men in Black: Alien Crisis might look like if it was released on the current crop of consoles.

They should have played Toobin' instead of this.

-_-

The Battleship movie is better than at least two Transformers movies. So it's got that going for it...

The best thing about this game is the alarm siren is exactly the same as the N64 Goldeneye one. That and the desperados who are dying for easy achievements.

Holy fuck. These are some Dreamcast-quality graphics.

Great quick look! Love how it ended, the shame of those achievement whores. 

Troy Baker and Laura Bailey slumming it pretty hard here. I guess if you are in all video games, eventually you'll be in some bad video games.
 
I was worried we wouldn't get to see an awful movie tie-in game - with Battleship actually looking pretty okay - but this Men in Black game has delivered in spades. I don't even know what to think of this.
 
Really liked Jeff and Patrick creeping on the leaderboards at the end there. I've also always wondered who those people are that are just playing through all these awful games as soon as they come out. It's madness!

Wow, that is one PS2 looking game. And for $60! How can anyone involved in the decision sleep at night?

Jeff answering his phone was the best part.

@Dberg said:

The Battleship movie is better than at least two Transformers movies. So it's got that going for it...

Funny things is, as bad as those two Transformers movies were, I would argue that Battleship is just as bad if not in some ways worst.

Love Drew and Vinny's thumbnails for videos.

Guys, Men In Black 1 came out summer of 1997, so c'mon it was totally a PS1 game. MIB 2 came out in 2002, and now for some reason the 3 is coming out 10 years later. 

Hahahahahaha, Fun labs is a romanian game development company, hahahaha, that explains a lot, we're not very good at making games.

WHAAAT! How does even a shit movie game look this bad?

Also, how depressing must it be to have to work on this game?

@dezm0nd said:

The best thing about this game is the alarm siren is exactly the same as the N64 Goldeneye one. That and the desperados who are dying for easy achievements.

I thought they'd recognize it.

@Chadster: Yes! Came to the comments to see if anyone else had heard it, can't remember what other game I've heard it from, but I remember hearing it a lot in one game in particular.

Also, yes, there was a Men in Black game for the PS1. From what I remember it was pretty good, but I was too young and couldn't figure out what to do and got lost, I think I also remember it being pretty creepy.

The game looks like it was made for the first XBOX. Seriously though, people are playing licensed games like this to get easy points? Sad days we live in for gaming.

YOU GONNA GET BUBBLED

@Resident4t said:

@Beomoose said:

When Jeff said "Go collect the letters that spell 'Sake.'" I fucking lost it. Bravo.

Pretty sure he said Skate.

Yeah that was spelling error on my part. No sleep and dyslexia make typing fun!

It's kind of hilarious how Activision basically expected this to be like an expansion pack to a Cabela's game.

I would very much enjoy a game with troy baker and nolan north as the 2 main characters.

daaaamn this game is bad I expected bad but this is bad you could say it's DUMB

I remember hiring Men in Black on PS1 from 1998, to my memory it was like a Resident Evil clone.

Wow. It looks kinda like Max Payne on the PS2. The lighting seems so, bland. I can't believe this was actually put out.

@Chadster said:

I've heard that grunting sound effect at 4:33 in so many different games. It's practically the Wilhelm Grunt at this point.

Is it the Metal Slug sound effect when you shoot one of the enemy soldiers?

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

I remember hiring Men in Black on PS1 from 1998, to my memory it was like a Resident Evil clone.

Oh, shieeette, I remember this! I rented it once, remember thinking it was pretty hard... think I never got past the first actual MIB mission set in the Antarctic or something. Also there was a woman you could play as besides K & J.