Quick Look: Self-Defense Training Camp

I'll just skip to level 9 and kick the dude in his genital tetrahedron, effectively striking all 4 sides of the genital triangle at once. LOL, I am a kung fu genital dragon.

@Game_Baron said:

I wonder if this could be applied to God Hand?

I think youre onto something.

@PerfidiousSinn: None because there's no such thing as a "raper".

What the hell...

Just started watching, and I feel Jeff's brass knuckle shirt is INCREDIBLY appropriate.

EDIT: Also, the game - not too shabby, in my opinion.

DEFEND YOURSELF.

In the dick.

Thanks Giantbomb, for reassuring me that not buying a Kinect was the right decision.

I like how Ryan's default fighting pose is old fashioned english boxing :D

Dick Kickers: The Official Video Game of the Movie.

I like how you have to falcon punch to confirm things.

YEEEAAAHHH GENITAL REGION

Oh, this game is beautiful. When you first see it, it's all serene music and peaceful training areas and then as soon as you get into the gameplay, at every turn, the game is just like "Kick him in the dick!".

I sincerely hope two things after watching this video: A) That no one ever tries to defend themselves using this as a rational, rather than backing out of a fight. B) That Ryan (or anyone for that matter) touches this gamer ever again.

Please people, your wallet is less valuable than a physical confrontation, but its contents are guaranteed to be more valuable than this game.

Kicking people in the balls, easy to learn but difficult to master?

DickKickers 2012

What if your attacker happens to be a woman? Replace the dick kick with a cunt punt?

@janezia said:

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if its so great why arnt you doing it to?

Finally. A genital kicking simulator worth buying.

The game should have come with a rape whistle and mace.

Oh good lord. Sure it depends on the context but a kick to the groin is usually not an appropriate response to a wrist grab.

Ryan Davis can not right punch.

@Hamst3r: Pure amazing. Well done.

You know, when I had to take a self-defense course as a part of 8th grade PE, I was specifically told NOT to kick dudes in the dick, because if you miss/don't kick hard enough, your mugger/rapist will just be even more pissed off.

Very good, repeat that kick to the groin! LOL

That's my purse, I don't know you!!!

@PinkSoda: lol

lol Awesome QL guys especially with that video with the Asian girl she was pretty cute i must say = )

I would also buy Dick Kickers on Kinect.

@PinkSoda said:

That's my purse, I don't know you!!!

I fucking hate you.

This is a public service. Plus there was some poor VO guy who had to say "kick to the genitals" thousands of times.

Was anyone else reminded of the women's self defense episode of King of the Hill?

Is the MC Chris voicepack pre-order exclusive?

I have it on good authority the last boss is a girl. They really threw a wrench into the established mechanics with that twist.

This game is a kick to the groin.

OH THOSE FRENCH SEXISTS! :D

DICKPUNTERS 2040

For some reason when watching/listening to this my brain kept overwriting the term genital triangle as "gentleman triangle".

@Catarrhal said:

This game needs more Bas Rutten.

THIS...

Bangada, Bangada, Bang!

achievement unlocked!:

kicked the genitals

1000points

There is no honor in genital punch.

Aw man, they cut out Ryan's "I forgot everything! Now I'm raped!"

You know, when I had to take a self-defense course as a part of 8th grade PE, I was specifically told NOT to kick dudes in the dick, because if you miss/don't kick hard enough, your mugger/rapist will just be even more pissed off.

anyone notice how ryan and jeff were using their left arm when it asked for a right punch?

Ugh. Yuck. Argh! This looks terrible.

Those guy's balls must be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

@clcollins4 said:

Was anyone else reminded of the women's self defense episode of King of the Hill?

The very first thing I thought. Never seen it, but heard about it.

PS Saints Row: The Third - Dick Kickers Edition (Better with Kinect).

"I don't know you! Gimme back mah purse!"

@clcollins4 said:

Was anyone else reminded of the women's self defense episode of King of the Hill?

Thats my purse! I dont know you!!

@Dylabaloo said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!