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Ranking of Fighters 0006: SVC Chaos: SNK vs. Capcom & Tattoo Assassins

Here come some new specimens. Will they pass the sniff test?

Every fighting game ever made, ranked and rated into an extremely scientific list by actual* fighting game scientists!

Jul. 25 2016

Cast: Jeff, Jason

Posted by: Jason

145 Comments

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More Science please!

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Do they run a NEO GEO emulator on pc to play SVC? If so does anyone know which one?

Good episode by the way, keep it up guys!

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Jeff always has the most ballin' outfits.

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@sweetz: Well, the Top Gear lap board doesn't allow a car if it's not road legal. An unreleased game is kinda the same thing because it was never sold in .. err .. dealerships?

What a game though.

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The art in SVC Chaos is just amazing.

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Yes! I really wish we got this more often!

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Do Time Killers.

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These is my favorite new video series! SHORYUKEN!!!

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Never once picked Hugo or Iori. Seems highly unscientific to me. SVC Chaos seems great right up until the part where your punches and kicks connect with your opponent, which is sort of important in a fighting game.

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I'm nearly positive that Tattoo Assassins is using a Wilhelm Scream for a number of their characters when they are hit.

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Oh SNK how you've fallen. Not terrible. Not that great either. I kinda feel like ARC games Like

Blaz Blue and Guilty Gear have carried on the style and coolness factor of Neo-Geo fighters to

a new generation :)

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I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. In this video, @jeff says, and I quote, "[Masters of Teras Kasi] is like a bad Tekken. Worse than Tekken 4, Tekken." Sir, you have not scientifically analyzed Tekken 4 yet. You cannot say if it's actually better or worse than Masters of Teras Kasi until the science has been applied to it. I would like you to issue an apology video and a retraction. Thank you.

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this went for way too long for such two boring games.

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@ildon said:

I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. In this video, @jeff says, and I quote, "[Masters of Teras Kasi] is like a bad Tekken. Worse than Tekken 4, Tekken." Sir, you have not scientifically analyzed Tekken 4 yet. You cannot say if it's actually better or worse than Masters of Teras Kasi until the science has been applied to it. I would like you to issue an apology video and a retraction. Thank you.

To Jeffs credit there is nothing wrong with forming a hypothesis, hopefully we will get to see it tested.

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I know this is science and all, but Tattooed Assassins is not better than ANY of those games. No sirs, your science is flawed.

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RoF!! Keep the science coming!

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SVC chaos proved that those two franchise can never coexist proper. Never listen to fans.

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SVC chaos proved that those two franchise can never coexist proper. Never listen to fans.

Can't tell if you're joking or not, but CvS and especially CvS2 are some of the finest fighters ever made.

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As a man of science, I fucking love this

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Ah, The Magic of Science!

Got a real kick out of this.

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What's the white controller Jason was using?

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Edited By Chillicothe

The shading on CVS: Chaos was odd. Even the IV one wasn't this wierd. No PREDICTABO or YOU CANNOT ESCAPE RONG DEATH from Geese or nothing.

But at least there ain't no Engrish like like SNK Engrish and the backgrounds are wonderful.

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I remember seeing SNK vs. Capcom in the arcade and thinking, "Oh, cool. A new fighting game. Friend who is better at Street Fighter than me: I wanna watch you play it!" My friend picked Sagat and a point blank tiger shot went through the CPU opponent (which you can see happen in this video) because Sagat's arms are so long, I guess, and then I thought, "Hm. This game seems bad." We still played it a bit here and there, but I always knew that it was trash.

That universal fart anti-air in Tattoo Assassins baffles me. It doesn't make any sense tonally, and I can't believe that it's in there. How fucking bizarre.

This video series is neat. I appreciate that Jeff and Jason are deliberately avoiding popular/good games, choosing to highlight things that people may not even know exist.

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Wait. The heads of Tak Hata's dragon tattoo are on his chest, and the tail of it is on his back with the end pointing upwards. Does his tattoo. . .does his tattoo run straight down through his taint?!

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It might be the worst, most embarrassing possible thing that anyone could write in the comment section for video game footage, but I gotta say it:

Dude, that red gargoyle was kinda hot.

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Best fighting game of all time is Street Fighter Alpha 2... Best website of all time, undisputed, is GiantBomb.com... The worlds epicenter for video games....

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@kellar said:

this went for way too long for such two boring games.

Spoken like a true supporter of slapdash, fly-by-night junk science!

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My favourite segment on the site at the moment. Keep them coming, dudes!

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Man, Tattoo Assassins... what a video game. Terrifyingly, even just limited to MK clones, it's still nowhere near the worst.

Can't wait until we get to the really insane stuff, a la Tongue Of The Fatman or Time Slaughter (not to be confused with Time Killers, a.k.a "The game where you pick Mantazz, spam the buzzsaw, and hope for the best").

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Thank god they finally got a magnet board. Should play CVS2 next, much better game.

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Shin Akuma got bitch slap by a mermaid fins.

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Edited By StoutLager

SvC art and animation still looks amazing. I never played it though. I miss the days when fighting games were at least kinda half sincere. Like SFIV and V, i don't know if this is Ono's influence or what, but they made so much of the attacks look like slapstick comedy routine.

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@wwfundertaker: Always liked Capcom vs SNK 2 the best, or is that not the same lineage as this?

edit: totally forgot they both had their hand at making one

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@limiter31 said:

SVC chaos proved that those two franchise can never coexist proper. Never listen to fans.

Can't tell if you're joking or not, but CvS and especially CvS2 are some of the finest fighters ever made.

As far as I'm concerned CvS2 IS the finest fighting game ever made.

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@bifflog: what did you mean by this response? i really dont understand.

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You guys should get a hold of Dong Dong Never Die!

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@dayfut said:

You guys should get a hold of Dong Dong Never Die!

They played it yeaaaars and years ago on Thursday Night Throwdown, I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kZQhZbJevM

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Terry : Feel the storm? It's coming!

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@2headedninja: It's just a giant metal sheet, they could easily buy one and screw it to the wall, if they wanted to.

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At the rate they do these episodes, I'm not sure they are going to crown a victor in the RoF in my lifetime.

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It's been over a year since we've seen the science. I'm starting to lose my faith in fighting games.

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Is this series dead? I really loved it so of course it would be abandoned.