Ride to Grubb: Jefftribution | FINALE

"If I wrote a video game, it would be like this"

What was Dan doing circa 2012...

Did I miss something? Why is Dan's turn being skipped again?

This feels like the most Dan thing ever, but Dan was cleaning out a bathtub full of macaroni and cheese, tripped, and broke his finger. He went about two weeks before getting it checked out, and now his hand is in a splint while it heals. He went out and got doctor's note (from a chiropractor, mind you) saying that he couldn't play games because "his fingey hurt."

The true story is that Dan saw the orange macaroni and cheese in the tub, it reminded him of tails from sonic 06, and he broke his finger on purpose to escape the blight.

@maikeruwiruson: The TRUE true story is that Dan tried to Scrooge McDuck dive into the tub of mac n' cheese and broke his fingers.

[3DO] had one of the best ports of Street Fighter II at the time

The only home port of SSF2T for a while there (well, there was also the DOS version, if you had a new enough PC for it). I'm still annoyed at Capcom for never porting it to the SNES. They bizarrely came back a couple years later and ported SF Alpha 2 (even paying for a special compression chip), but no, they couldn't port Super Turbo.

Ahem. Anyway, congrats. And it figures the game would end in the most 2013 way possible: A lame QTE segment.

Alright, this website's awesome.

I think Dan said Patricia Heaton was in Home Improvement, but she's the wife in Everybody Loves Raymond. Patricia Richardson is the wife in Home Improvement. They do look similar but I demand Film School Dan to be more on top of this important information.

So what are the odds the game was supposed to have music playing all the time, it was just the drive dying?

And thus ends our greasy tour of vengeance and dry-humping. Nice work!