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Unprofessional Fridays: 01/09/2015

We're sporting air, ball dodging, trekking stars, and jamming... def? Whatever. It's Friday.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Jan. 9 2015

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Drew, Matt, Dan

Posted by: Jason

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"Youre the best, kid!"

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I'm seven episodes into "The Worst Idea of All Time" podcast, and it is amazing.

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tf is brad talking, vodka + water is nowhere near the same as beer to get you drunk

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Anyone know if you can buy the soundtrack to that dodgeball game? I need that in my car.

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I just played through Shadowfall at christmas I can confirm FUCK THAT WINGSUIT SECTION man is it terrible.

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I wish there were more good Star Trek games. I remember liking the Elite Force and Armada games, more recently I have been playing Bridge Commander with mods and the Star Trek: Armada 3 mod for Sins of a Solar Empire to get my Trek fix.

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@xealot42 said:

I wish there were more good Star Trek games. I remember liking the Elite Force and Armada games, more recently I have been playing Bridge Commander with mods and the Star Trek: Armada 3 mod for Sins of a Solar Empire to get my Trek fix.

Yeah, Bridge Commander is still the pinnacle of Star Trek games really, and it hasn't aged well unfortunately. I'd like a new Star Trek game to be Bridge Commander crossed with Mass Effect.

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DISHCO DAWGEBAWL

But it's not disco music, it's dubstep. Huh?

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Def Jam Vendetta is so-so. FFNY is AMAZING. Icon is super fascinated, and I feel it's quite underrated.

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I always feel really awkward about Star Trek discussions because I liked Voyager and found DS9 unbearably dull and Trekkies often seem to treat such a view as heresy. Doesn't help that I think the JJ Abrams reboot is better than TOS.

Of course, in my view no Star Trek is as good as any Star Wars so they were bound to hate me anyway.

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Seattle represent!

EDIT: Oh God, Drew's face when Dan was talking about his alcohol diet.

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@gbrading said:
@xealot42 said:

I wish there were more good Star Trek games. I remember liking the Elite Force and Armada games, more recently I have been playing Bridge Commander with mods and the Star Trek: Armada 3 mod for Sins of a Solar Empire to get my Trek fix.

Yeah, Bridge Commander is still the pinnacle of Star Trek games really, and it hasn't aged well unfortunately. I'd like a new Star Trek game to be Bridge Commander crossed with Mass Effect.

Did either of you play Birth of the Federation? It's my personal favorite Star Trek game. 4x, not perfect, but I had a lot of fun with it. I would usually play Romulans, my husband would play Feds, and we would play on the biggest map with the most races and try to ally with each other and then take over.

One time we decided to take our entire armadas to fight the borg cube which was moving across the map. I had all my ships in cloaked mode (ooops) so when we engaged the cube most of his fleet was nuked while mine was ignored. I still feel bad about that one, but at the time it was hilarious. :D

Anyway, just wanted to mention a favorite of mine. I also put way too much time into Star Trek Online, but that wasn't as fun, imo.

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@kanerobot said:

No. You don't wear your own shirt, Dan.

You only say that because you don't own a shirt with your name on it.

Especially one as hot as that @fobwashed jam Dan is sportin'.

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FYI "Volo" means "i fly" or "flight" in italian.

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No. You don't wear your own shirt, Dan.

Yes I do.

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@danryckert Ahmed Johnson was the best at going from 0 to 60 on the mic. It's just a shame nobody could understand him.

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Dope Seattle shirt Jeff!

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Love that nobody bats an eye anymore at a question like, "but won't whiskey get me drunk faster than, like, bud light?"

Why, yes, Dan. It will.

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"Can we kickstart a private plane for giantbomb?" "Yeah, lets just get a plane that says Gaintbomb on the side and take it to random airports and see what happens"

lol

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I fucking love the Star Trek Online walk animation. XD

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I remember liking def jam vendetta, or not I think it was fight for NY

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@chillicothe: More like electro house with a slight nu disco Justice-y feeling, dubstep is a 140BPM genre (largely), that uses 2 step drum patterns making the perceived BPM to be half that (this genre description replaced a snide comment about ignorance of "EDM" genres).

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@devitiffany said:

My only issue with the robot dodgeball game is that totally wasn't disco.

Looks like the developer is from one of the Scandinavian countries (Asmussen sounds Danish or Norwegian), and largely I think the term "disco" is more often used as a word for "dance club" (or short for the french word discothèque) rather than as a music genre descriptor, at least in Sweden.

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@fisk0 said:

@devitiffany said:

My only issue with the robot dodgeball game is that totally wasn't disco.

Looks like the developer is from one of the Scandinavian countries (Asmussen sounds Danish or Norwegian), and largely I think the term "disco" is more often used as a word for "dance club" (or short for the french word discothèque) rather than as a music genre descriptor, at least in Sweden.

As a Norwegian, I haven't really heard the term "disco" being used like that (as a word for "dance club") in about 10 years. It's mostly used to describe the genre, or as a wider term for electronic music. Also, this game looks great.

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@discospawn: what do you mean? i thought they were way into it

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Man, Jeff's "that's very topical, I like it" joke when Drew introduces Volo might be one of the darkest I have caught on the site!

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I just realized that Brad never makes eye contact with anyone in UPF. It's funny because Dan is always looking at people when they talk and Brad just stares straight forward.

Can't unsee.

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BEEN A LOONG ROAD

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no one caught Drew's joke when Dan pulled off the "Wii Remote condom"?

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About the cheats, I'm fairly certain the Wii has problems doing cheats with Gamecube games.

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COMMENCE POPPIN

@csl316 said:

Jeff's absolute DISGUST at the WWE thing was a great way to start the year.

"What a suck-ass piece of garbage."

That's such a good phrase.

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@donkeykong said:

"Can we kickstart a private plane for giantbomb?" "Yeah, lets just get a plane that says Gaintbomb on the side and take it to random airports and see what happens"

lol

That may be the funniest, most sarcastic thing I think Jeff has ever said.

And I think people need to start putting in time codes when they throw out their funniest quote. I'm not trawling through the video again to find it if it's somewhere in the middle.

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@thatguy said:

Man, Jeff's "that's very topical, I like it" joke when Drew introduces Volo might be one of the darkest I have caught on the site!

Mfw
Mfw "that's very topical"

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The star trek game is a slow mover.

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@kanerobot said:

No. You don't wear your own shirt, Dan.

You only say that because you don't own a shirt with your name on it.

'.

Actually I do (albeit a nickname), and I sold them and people bought them. And I only wore it once. It's like going to a concert and seeing the bassist wearing the band's own shirt. Lame.

So, I guess if he never wears it again, its all good.

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@whitegreyblack said:

@kanerobot said:

No. You don't wear your own shirt, Dan.

You only say that because you don't own a shirt with your name on it.

'.

Actually I do (albeit a nickname), and I sold them and people bought them. And I only wore it once. It's like going to a concert and seeing the bassist wearing the band's own shirt. Lame.

So, I guess if he never wears it again, its all good.

Fuck that. It is a fan made shirt that is really cool. If I was Dan I would wear that whenever I felt like it. If Dan had them made then I would agree with you, but he didn't.

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@ssully said:

@kanerobot said:

@whitegreyblack said:

@kanerobot said:

No. You don't wear your own shirt, Dan.

You only say that because you don't own a shirt with your name on it.

'.

Actually I do (albeit a nickname), and I sold them and people bought them. And I only wore it once. It's like going to a concert and seeing the bassist wearing the band's own shirt. Lame.

So, I guess if he never wears it again, its all good.

Fuck that. It is a fan made shirt that is really cool. If I was Dan I would wear that whenever I felt like it. If Dan had them made then I would agree with you, but he didn't.

I hope Dan eventually accumulates enough fan-made shirts with him on them that he can be wearing a piece of Dan Ryckert apparel in every GB video he appears in. Critics be damned.

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@7x_: I dunno, that seemed pretty tame for Jeff. If he had really wanted to "Go there" he could played door kickers or SWAT 4 or something similar.

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@whitegreyblack: I really don't see how wearing a fan-made T Shirt is despicable behavior.

If he made the shirt himself fine but in the immortal words of @danryckert, "That's for dorks!"

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@7x_ said:

@whitegreyblack: I really don't see how wearing a fan-made T Shirt is despicable behavior.

Never said it was; actually, quite the opposite! I think Dan Ryckert in a Ryckert/Rocky t-shirt is the fuckin' bees knees.

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@7x_ said:

@whitegreyblack: I really don't see how wearing a fan-made T Shirt is despicable behavior.

Never said it was; actually, quite the opposite! I think Dan Ryckert in a Ryckert/Rocky t-shirt is the fuckin' bees knees.

I know I was supporting what you previously said in response, just didn't want to add on to a quote that was already too big for comfort

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I don't think I've ever seen Jeff so excited as he was about Disco Dodgeball.