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    I kind of don't mind paying for LIVE, but I feel like their doing a poor job making it value for money right now. Early access to demos and "exclusive" marketing tools don't really count as value added in my mind.  However, were PSN to finally add pervasive voice chat (Cross-game voice chat if you prefer), I would have to very seriously question just how LIVE can justify its cost.
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  • Counter Culture Weekly is back for a fourth fantastic episode! This week, our intrepid hosts battle:  Sharks  Whoever the hell it is that's overhyping games like Uncharted 2Hordes of demons with a heavy metal flava Wild Things The estate of one Michael Jackson  All this and more in your fourth dose of ironically named pop culture Podcast madness! Don’t miss your chance to get in on all this craziness, right ...
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    Good Bombing Run yesterday man, thanks for that - I needed a bit of fun
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Added by Jensonb on Oct. 19, 2009

Counter Culture Weekly is back for a fourth fantastic episode! This week, our intrepid hosts battle: 

  • Sharks 
  • Whoever the hell it is that's overhyping games like Uncharted 2
  • Hordes of demons with a heavy metal flava
  • Wild Things
  • The estate of one Michael Jackson 

All this and more in your fourth dose of ironically named pop culture Podcast madness! Don’t miss your chance to get in on all this craziness, right here - with Paul “Jensonb” Douglas and Tom “SteepInKline” Kline!
 
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Added by Jensonb on Oct. 10, 2009

 
Counter Culture Weekly is back again with your (Kinda) regularly scheduled dose of pop culture news and banter with Paul “Jensonb” Douglas and Tom “SteepInKline” Kline! Join our intrepid heroes as they battle: 

  • Cartoon Smut
  • Zombies
  • Perverts like David Letterman
  • Oswald the Lucky Rabbit in Warren Spector’s Epic Mickey
  • Lily Allen
  • Zombies
  • (If there’s a difference between those two) 
  • And much much more! 
 
Counter Culture Weekly Three is GO GO GO!
 
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Added by Jensonb on Oct. 4, 2009

FlashBackwards with Jensonb and SteepInKline to Tuesday September 29th as they tackle such exciting topics as: 
  • TGS
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Conan O’Brien taking one for the team
  • An alien frog with machinations to take over the earth
  • Heroes  & FlashForward
  • The finer points of teaming up a bunch of superheroes & having them go at it (Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2!)
  • Much Much More! 
 
It’s your second weekly dose of Counter Culture, grab it while it’s hot!
 
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Added by Jensonb on Sept. 23, 2009

In the first ever episode of Counter Culture Weekly, your hosts Paul “Jensonb” Douglas and Tom “Steepinkline” Kline tackle a wide array of exciting topics - such as:  

  • What’s the deal with NBC right now? 
  • Why does Kids’ TV suck now? 
  • Neil Patrick Harris 
  • Halo 3: ODST 
  • The Beatles
  • Batman 
  • What’s the deal with all this Marvel drama all of a sudden? 
  • A Facebook identity crisis 
  • And much more!  
 
Don’t delay! Try out Counter Culture Weekly for free today! Plus, get 25% off a lifetime subscription, bringing it down to the low low price of zero! A saving of zero over RRP (Which is to say, zero)!


Added by Jensonb on Sept. 7, 2009


Rich Gallup busting a move like only he knows how.
Rich Gallup busting a move like only he knows how.
Back in the so-called "Golden Era" of GameSpot, Ryan MacDonald and Richardine K. E. Gallup III IV Jr. created a live weekly show called On The Spot. On The Spot was the shit. It was perhaps the only Live video game show that actually mattered (Outside of E3). Certainly, it would be uncontroversial to say that in all its forms (Except its latter days with a certain bimbo proto-feminist) it was one of the best magazine shows, or shows of any kind, about video games, delivering a heart "fuck you" to the inept management of G4TV.
 
After the conclusion of last year's run of On The Spots, GameSpot made the wise decision to put the show on ice and give it a revamp. At this stage, the show had been around for a long-ass time, so it was a good idea to take a step back and re-think things. It's standard practice in Television, you just have to make sure your shows are fresh.
 
Unfortunately, GameSpot had the show off the air for months. Then finally, they announced a date. Then pulled it, explaining that they essentially wanted the show to be "even more awesome than we were gonna make it". Naturally, with all the delays and promises and teasing, the expectations of the show were high.
 
Perhaps too high. The show that GameSpot took half a year (Including a quarter year delay) to produce was a radical deviation from the original On The Spot. It's not the same show. Hence, it was given a fancy (And slightly mis-leading) new monicker "Today On The Spot". It's no longer live. And the producers are shooting for an average run time of 20 minutes, a minimum of about 15. What they have, is a prototypical web show run time.
 
Web show run times are not a good thing, even on the web. Programming needs to be thought of in half hour chunks. Why? Because most shows feel rushed if not
TV: Always follow their programming practices
TV: Always follow their programming practices
programmed for a 30 minute or longer slot. Commercial television shows run about 20-22 minutes of content per 30 minute slot, but they don't have to rush. They're made into clear segments and the break (Whether it actually rolls ads or is just an act break like on DVD) gives the audience time to catch their breath.
 
You can do a 20 minute Magazine show. But the only way to do it is to cut back on the variety of content. And I still say don't do it, because 20 minutes of programming is an anomaly in TV Shows caused by the presence of ads. where it can be avoided, it should because it can sometimes feel insubstantial. This only applies to shows setting a standard run time. Web shows often have varying run times, and there it is okay to have some shorter episodes.
 
The reason GameSpot opted for this radically curtailed run time is simple. The show is now on 3 days a week - although a casual reading of its name would cause one to believe the show was daily. Essentially, the same amount of content is produced as was before (Albeit now shot to tape and not live). On the face of it, that should be fine. But it just isn't. Once again, the reason the run time is a problem has nothing to do with the quantity of content, and everything to do with the format.
 
This is a show that is fantastically well made. Production values are high and much of the talent is there (Tor Thorson, Brian Eckberg, Chris Watters and Co. do a great job "on air"). The format is the show's elephant in the room. Despite being cut down to 20 minutes, the show is now trying to include a wider variety of content per episode - not per week, per episode. And that's a big problem. Why? Because the show is too short for this many different things to happen. It feels breathless. Whether it's Brian Eckberg going from receiving the throwback to throwing it out again via a mere few seconds of banter or Chris Watters flubbing a line as he speeds through a sentence, here we have a show which has no time to breathe.
 
Shows should not put you to sleep. Cannot stress that enough.
Shows should not put you to sleep. Cannot stress that enough.
And the rushed-feel of the show doesn't just affect the hosts. It's a tiring show to watch. The breaks between the segments aren't long enough. It's a subtle art, defining the different segments of a show. This is a bad example of how to get it done. The pauses and graphical splashes are short-lived and the cuts through black fast when there at all. Cuts and fades through black exist partly so the audience can catch their breath. This show is too short to waste time on filler between its already rushed segments. As a result, it comes across as way more "seat of your pants" than the old live show.
 
And it kinda suffers for it.
 
Other than the format, the other key problems with the show are the writing (Which runs the gamut from "Good" to "Corny" to "That's so funny I forgot to laugh >_>") and the on-screen personas of some of the talent, and how they interact. The writing is weak, and it suffers both from existing (These all seem like people who ought to just be going from an outline) and from the aforementioned pacing issues. The key to comedy is timing. We've already discussed how the show's timing is screwed up, so what do you think you get when you introduce already poor comedy to poor timing?
 
Nothing good.
 
As for the talent personas and interactions, for the most part, they're fine (If in most cases a little constrained - the show does tend to have a slightly repressed feeling, likely a result of both the fact it's taped and it's so short). But the real problems start when you have Chris Watters hosting, with Lark Anderson as his sidekick. These are both very obviously likable guys. But whatever chemistry they have is diminished by the shoddy writing and corny jokes, which makes it hard (As a member of the audience) to develop a rapport with them. It's the chemistry between the talent that causes audience attachment. That's why The HotSpot and The Bombcast worked and work.
 
Somebody also needs to give Lark some onscreen charisma lessons. There's no problem when he's talking, but when he's sitting listening to Chris, he remains perfectly still staring semi-interestedly at Chris as the latter talks. No reaction, no animation until he is called upon. It doesn't look so great and it makes it even harder for the audience to get in on the hosts' chemistry.
 
Anyway, this is just my little critical analysis of Today On The Spot. I promised I would do one, and as you all know, media is kind of my thing. So here it is. Some of you might disagree, that's cool. Explain why below, or on the Twitters or whatever. But for me, this is a show which needs to be aiming for 30 minutes minimum, even with the same amount of content, before I could call myself a fan.
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Metal_Gear_Sunny 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
Metal_Gear_Sunny is fucking mad.
Joseppie 3 hours, 12 minutes ago
Giant Bomb awesome? Yeah, I think so. Wooooooooh! (channeling the Nature Boy)
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Remember to sign up for the GB Modern Warfare Community if you are planning on getting the game! http://www.giantbomb.com/modern-warfare-2/61-24713/join-the-giantbomb-modern-warfare-2-community/35-264142/?
Sweep 19 hours, 20 minutes ago
Sweep went to bed at 5am and woke up at 5pm. WHERE THE FUCK DID MY SATURDAY GO?!?!?
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Oni thinks the level of MW2 hype is kind of ridiculous.
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JJGIANT is juggling both COH and DA:O
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faustyn 1 day, 12 hours ago
faustyn is playing modern warfare2. single player was amazing. now it's time to kill some more fools in multiplayer ;D