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Nov. 21, 2009
  • @GiantBomb just got prettier, that's for sure. And it was alread one of the best-looking sites on the web
    3 hours, 10 minutes ago
  • Oooh! ooh! Pretty new Giant Bomb Homepage FTW!
    3 hours, 12 minutes ago via Twitter
Nov. 20, 2009
  • Bad news everybody, gonna have to release CCW6 on Sunday evening. Haven't got time to finish it up until Sunday Afternoon.
    23 hours, 29 minutes ago via Twitter
  • I have my copy of F1 2009! Success!
    1 day, 7 hours ago via Twitter
Nov. 19, 2009
  • I won the Secret Achievement achievement in Saints Row 2 for 22 trueachievement points
    1 day, 19 hours ago via Twitter
  • Jensonb unlocked 1 achievement in Saints Row 2
    1 day, 23 hours ago
  • So, Twitter on Xbox...Meh
    2 days ago via Twitter
  • RT Ditto @TheGamerGeek: That makes me happy. RT @jeffgerstmann: Tony Hawk: Ride is awful so far.
    2 days ago via Twitter
  • Looking like a decent OS, I like the way the UI is headed (YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ57xzo287U&feature=autoshare_twitter)
    2 days, 1 hour ago via Twitter
  • I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) -- Google Chrome OS UI Concept Video http://bit.ly/2ZrfX2
    2 days, 1 hour ago via Twitter
  • I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) -- What is Google Chrome OS? http://bit.ly/t1LTZ
    2 days, 1 hour ago via Twitter
  • So apparently because I didn't lie about my age and y PSN Account is as such a Sub-Account, I don't get Facebook integration. Fuck you Sony
    2 days, 1 hour ago via Twitter
  • I unlocked the Secret Achievement achievement on Saints Row 2! http://raptr.com/Jensonb
    2 days, 1 hour ago via Twitter
  • Playing Saints Row 2. http://raptr.com/Jensonb
    2 days, 2 hours ago via Twitter
  • I answered this on the IRC, but here it is again:  Giant Bomb has the same business model as Penny Arcade. They only advertise things they like and expect us to be interested in. That way they can't be held to ransom, and the ads are less annoying and more valuable. So this situation could never arise, and with the way Giant Bomb is set up, and its history, everyone ...
    2 days, 4 hours ago
  • Well the game looks about as bad as I expected, but this Quick Look is so awesome it justifies the game's existence!  But on the subject of the game looking bad, it kind of makes me want to go buy a real skateboard just out of spite.
    2 days, 4 hours ago
  • Tooth pulled. Was hoping to have my new Jenson Button book and F1 2009 to cheer me up. I do not. Irritated.
    2 days, 6 hours ago via Twitter
Nov. 18, 2009
Added by Jensonb on Nov. 9, 2009

My friends will all be playing this online...I'll stick with Killzone 2
My friends will all be playing this online...I'll stick with Killzone 2
It is true, I am among the admittedly relatively small group, consisting of thousands, who have decided not to give Activision Blizzard money in exchange for Modern Warfare 2. It's possible I'll play someone else's copy to see the Campaign, or pick up a used copy at a later date, but I have no intention of buying a new copy - whether at the full (And insultingly inflated) UK RRP, or at one of the many discounted prices being offered by supermarkets. And I know what you're thinking "oh Activision don't care, 2.5 million sales means you're not going to make a difference". True. But it's the principle of the thing.
 
A lot of people have been insinuating that those of us choosing not to purchase Modern Warfare 2 for non-financial reasons are insane, wasting our time or something to that effect. The fact is, as much as I loved Modern Warfare 1 and was looking forward to Modern Warfare 2, Activision Blizzard has spent the better part of the last year systematically destroying any goodwill I had for the game and for them. And I'm not alone. Thousands upon thousands of gamers - both boycotters and people still planning to buy the game - have been justifiably affronted by the crap Activision and Infinity Ward have been pulling.
 
Whether it's crippling the PC game - removing features and changing an entire culture purely on a whim (And then seeming to merely sneer about it as they casually
 Oh look, an overpriced Activision Peripheral. Get used to these.
 Oh look, an overpriced Activision Peripheral. Get used to these.
mentioned all this and seemed surprised that the assembled PC gamers didn't like it) or deciding "European Gamers should pay more in this recession because, like, we said so" - even though a basic grasp of economics will tell you there is no justifiable reason for raising the price in Europe but not in America, Activision and Infinity Ward have demonstrated a reckless disregard for their customers.
 
It's insulting to think that they feel we are so guaranteed to give them our money that they can just do what they like. It's the same attitude Sony had with the PLAYSTATION 3 under Ken Kutaragi - and look where that got them. He's gone from the company and the console is now called the PS3 and it's planning to one day copy the Wii. Unfortunately, because Modern Warfare 2 is a game and not a console, there's no alternative in the way the Xbox 360 and Wii are alternatives to the PLAYSTATION 3. So millions of gamers and moderately casual gamers (People who insist CoD: WaW is CoD5 and somehow better than CoD4) are going to go ahead and buy it anyway, just the way Activision dreams.
 
Look, Modern Warfare 2 has peripherals too! (They suck and are a cheap money grab)
Look, Modern Warfare 2 has peripherals too! (They suck and are a cheap money grab)
And hey, that's fine. It's your money, do what you want. I'm sure it's way fun. The first one was awesome. But some of us just refuse to take this shit from Activision - there was a time when I genuinely felt some affection for Activision because of their great games. So to see them as a bunch of total dickweeds (Okay, maybe just led by the world's biggest dickweed) is kind of jarring. So it may not make a difference, but it'll make me feel better:
 
Fuck you Activision. You can blow your overpriced factory-produced sequel out your narrow white ass, I'm gonna play some Codemasters products.
 
Oh, and you can shove your "tax to play" bullshit that is WoW too ya money-grabbing dicks.


Added by Jensonb on Nov. 8, 2009

It’s a bumper edition of Counter Culture Weekly to make up for Jensonb’s gallivanting in France, leaving you to fend for yourselves! Get ready to join him and SteepInKline as they tackle such exciting topics as Pirates, Turtles, Detectives, LaLa Land and more! Iy’s the longest and most exciting Counter Culture yet! Grab it while it’s hot!
 
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Added by Jensonb on Oct. 19, 2009

Counter Culture Weekly is back for a fourth fantastic episode! This week, our intrepid hosts battle: 

  • Sharks 
  • Whoever the hell it is that's overhyping games like Uncharted 2
  • Hordes of demons with a heavy metal flava
  • Wild Things
  • The estate of one Michael Jackson 

All this and more in your fourth dose of ironically named pop culture Podcast madness! Don’t miss your chance to get in on all this craziness, right here - with Paul “Jensonb” Douglas and Tom “SteepInKline” Kline!
 
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Added by Jensonb on Oct. 10, 2009

 
Counter Culture Weekly is back again with your (Kinda) regularly scheduled dose of pop culture news and banter with Paul “Jensonb” Douglas and Tom “SteepInKline” Kline! Join our intrepid heroes as they battle: 

  • Cartoon Smut
  • Zombies
  • Perverts like David Letterman
  • Oswald the Lucky Rabbit in Warren Spector’s Epic Mickey
  • Lily Allen
  • Zombies
  • (If there’s a difference between those two) 
  • And much much more! 
 
Counter Culture Weekly Three is GO GO GO!
 
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Added by Jensonb on Oct. 4, 2009

FlashBackwards with Jensonb and SteepInKline to Tuesday September 29th as they tackle such exciting topics as: 
  • TGS
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Conan O’Brien taking one for the team
  • An alien frog with machinations to take over the earth
  • Heroes  & FlashForward
  • The finer points of teaming up a bunch of superheroes & having them go at it (Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2!)
  • Much Much More! 
 
It’s your second weekly dose of Counter Culture, grab it while it’s hot!
 
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Jensonb's Reviews
It's...How do I put this..? Exciting! (WII)
Excite Truck was one of the first Racing Games released for Nintendo's Wii. Based on the Excite Bike Series of days gone by, it takes a tricks and scoring-based approach, with players ranked based on the number of Stars they earn in a race by performing various stunts and so ...
Reviewed by Jensonb on Feb. 26, 2009


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Metal_Gear_Sunny 17 minutes ago
I'm liking Assassin's Creed 2 the more I play it.
LordAndrew 36 minutes ago
Americans don't know how to pronunciate.
ZombiePie 39 minutes ago
This guide is useful for anyone trying to gather intel in MW 2! http://www.giantbomb.com/guides/modern-warfare-2-intel-locations/1446/
RHCPfan24 1 hour, 35 minutes ago
Why am I having a feeling that The Saboteur will be a big let down? With Pandemic going down it seems like it is left out to die...
Tylea002 1 hour, 40 minutes ago
I've completed Modern Warfare 2, so...er...I'll probably blog about storytelling in games if I ever do this coursework....But yeah, MW2....
TheGamerGeek 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
I don't really 'hate it', I used the wrong words there. I just never got invested into it or anything.
atheistium 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
LAGGY DAY
snide 2 hours, 31 minutes ago
The reason I still believe in PC gaming? I've played a dozen LFD2 pickup games now all with great people using voice chat and teamwork.