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Unprofessional Fridays: 12/12/2014

Say what you will about jousting, slaughtering nazis, dating, gungeoning, and scoring. At least we do it unprofessionally.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Dec. 12 2014

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Drew, Matt, Dan

Posted by: Jason

In This Episode:

Timeline

Enter the Gungeon

#IDARB

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Super Wolfenstein HD is so dumb and so great.

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woo

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yay

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Promising thumbnail!

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I am equally bad at all of those things.

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Missed this live. Ready with some chips.

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Thanks! This is just what I needed after that long day of work. :)

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That Twitter integration is brutal, come on guys, it makes us all look bad.

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Nothing better than killing nazis on UPF! I really loved the New Order too. GET PSYCHED!

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I know they like playing shitty games on UPF but the last game they played really takes the cake. I don't know how Jeff kept a straight face while talking about the social media hooks.

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Timeline Bomb After Reading!!! Do it!!!

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What's with all the beards?

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looks good

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From the description I was worried they were just playing Joust in the opening.

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fuck san francisco. FUCK san francisco.

Delivery is for FOOD!

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@fleckle: Normally, I might agree with you about social hooks, but considering how closely this game and twitter have been joined since the games inception, I'm inclined to give IDARB a pass. The social media integration is really smart as well, the QR codes make for an interesting and user friendly twist on sharing customized content, and hashbombs are an integral element to the game. The concept has been done before (the somewhat recent Deadnation comes to mind), but to my knowledge never as well. They are small, dumb, funny ways to shake things up in a game that could get dull much quicker without them, and gives an audience a meaningful way to impact the action.

IDARB joins a small, but growing list of games that is making the One seem like a console worth buying. Finally.

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love waking up to this, such a quick turnaround

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Am I a bad person because I like Olympus Has Fallen more than White House Down?

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I lost a little bit of respect for Dan over the Clerks hate. That movie is fantastic. And remember, title does not dictate behavior.

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@glok1132: It wouldn't be so bad if everything wasn't absolutes for him, like, everything is either the greatest thing in the world or a horrible piece of shit.

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Clerks 2 is the shit. But my friend joseph like Clerks more. But Mallrats and Dogma are my favorites!!!!!

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Homemade limoncello usually leads to terrible things happening :D it's the bane of family gatherings since everyone drinks it (from grandmas to young boys/girls). The fact that when being homemade the alcohol content may vary to absurd degrees doesn't help

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Uber should never be mentioned. It is slave labor and a sexist corporation.

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Whatever weird version of Wolfenstein that is it looks great.

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@jdw519 said:

@glok1132: It wouldn't be so bad if everything wasn't absolutes for him, like, everything is either the coolest/for cool guys or is stupid and for stupid idiots/dorks.

Fixed that for you!

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@ravenstorm said:

Nothing better than killing nazis on UPF! I really loved the New Order too. GET PSYCHED!

It seemed like 5% people been dicks, with the majority just having fun. That quota is pretty decent when you open up nonsense like think the the Internet at large

Could be worse,.but I am guessing IDARB has some kinda filter in place to not let horribly offensive stuff.get on screen.

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I used to MOUSE2 to jump, and SPACE for alt-fire. I think I converted to SPACE for jump when I got into Counterstrike, because I found it easier to bunny hop around with that.

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I DON'T CARE UNLESS BRAD LOOKS SLEE...oh, nm yeah he looks sleepy as hell. Carry on.

For the longest time I used arrow keys for movement and even moved stuff AWAY from wasd. I don't remember why, but I ended up making myself use wasd for movement later on and I'm thankful I changed. I'd like to remember why I so harshly turned away from wasd.

I played CS as far back as beta 4. As "hipster" as it might sound, the beta days of CS were my most fond memories of the game. Even with its problem, CS:S was fun but CS:GO just hasn't hooked me as much.

Olympus Has Fallen was fun...I find it odd to see someone say the bad one with Channing Tatum was fun, but opinions! I found White House Down to be terrible but Olympus Has Fallen was fun.

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@inappropriate_touchscreen said:

I used to MOUSE2 to jump, and SPACE for alt-fire. I think I converted to SPACE for jump when I got into Counterstrike, because I found it easier to bunny hop around with that.

RMB = Forward

A = Crouch

S = Jump

D = Strafe Left

F = Strafe Right

G = Backwards

R = Reload

LMB = Primary Fire

T = Secondary Fire

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Anytime anyone has ever sat down after me at the controls of an FPS game, they never figure out how to move forward until I tell them it's on the mouse. I also invert my Y-axis.

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#IDARB just hit my radar hard after this UPF. Hope the PC version is just as awesome. Ready to hit this online and make some characters for my friends. Maybe some music, I don't know. Game has me excited.

Am I a bad person because I like Olympus Has Fallen more than White House Down?

No. I liked Olympus Has Fallen. Definitely serious about its material, but whatever. I thought it was fine for what it was. Haven't seen White House Down, but I imagine I'll like that as well.

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Shake the "Time" Stick!

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seeing IDARB reminds me: has Dan played Windjammers yet?

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@fobwashed said:

@inappropriate_touchscreen said:

I used to MOUSE2 to jump, and SPACE for alt-fire. I think I converted to SPACE for jump when I got into Counterstrike, because I found it easier to bunny hop around with that.

RMB = Forward

A = Crouch

S = Jump

D = Strafe Left

F = Strafe Right

G = Backwards

R = Reload

LMB = Primary Fire

T = Secondary Fire

No Caption Provided

Anytime anyone has ever sat down after me at the controls of an FPS game, they never figure out how to move forward until I tell them it's on the mouse. I also invert my Y-axis.

Damn that's way more arcane. You use that even now? :O

I invert my Y too, from playing A LOT of X-Wing when I was a kid. I bet it's not so uncommon as we'd think. (I wonder if anyone every did a poll on invert / normal Y axis preference)

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Unfiltered Tweet feed on your live show: not a great idea.

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@glok1132 said:

I lost a little bit of respect for Dan over the Clerks hate. That movie is fantastic. And remember, title does not dictate behavior.

what about all the times Jeff has entirely hated things with no wiggle room?

in other words, opinions.

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seeing IDARB reminds me: has Dan played Windjammers yet?

i want to say yes? in one of the first UPFs they had when he first started i believe

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@inappropriate_touchscreen said:

I used to MOUSE2 to jump, and SPACE for alt-fire. I think I converted to SPACE for jump when I got into Counterstrike, because I found it easier to bunny hop around with that.

RMB = Forward

A = Crouch

S = Jump

D = Strafe Left

F = Strafe Right

G = Backwards

R = Reload

LMB = Primary Fire

T = Secondary Fire

No Caption Provided

Anytime anyone has ever sat down after me at the controls of an FPS game, they never figure out how to move forward until I tell them it's on the mouse. I also invert my Y-axis.

I tried putting my fingers to match this and my face only contorted in horror further and further. How did you even get there?

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i'm loving that we're seeing residual Surge cans over the past few weeks.

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A friend and I started calling local multiplayer games like #idarb "LOMULs" because we talk about them so often that we need to abbreviate.

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Am I the only one that thinks that Timeline game use the same engine as Thief, given it's from Eidos.

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Baretto, what are you doing here?

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beard factor on UPF is high that means awesomeness is bound to happen

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i'm loving that we're seeing residual Surge cans over the past few weeks.

I hope it never ends. Keep it coming, Coca Cola.

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Interstellar was great. Rorie is wrong. I am right. I'd accept if you said the ending wasn't as good as the rest of the movie but most of it was incredible.

Zimmer's music alone is worth 10 bucks.

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Too bad they spent half the show playing IDARB... but whatever. The first half was actually good for a change so I probably shouldn't complain.

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I love how they mentioned Billy Connelly as the token Scottish guy and then immediately start talking about Gerard Butler.