Stop the fucking presses!

.. multiplatform game. This game will be called Sonic Thunderstorm or Sonic Blue Thunder and should be announced in May 1st of 2014.

A source has sent us information upon this incoming and unannounced title for PS4, Xbox One and Wii U..

Characters

A new hedgehog character will be named Static the Hedgehog..

Voice actors

Johnny Yong Bosch will voice Static the Hedgehog.

vgleaks: New Sonic game in works for Xbox One, PS4 and Wii U: Sonic Thunderstorm or Sonic Blue Thunder

There's alot of fucking details in there. But Johnny Yong Bosch is the only thing you need to know.

Oh.. Well..

Hopefully, it's this Johnny Yong Bosch.

I heard the big innovation is that he moves real fast.

That sounds all sorts of terrible. Who at Sega thought any of this was a good idea?

Deja vu?

Knuckles, Rouge and Eggman will have teenage clones, like Sonic. Knuckles’ teenage clone will be male and be named Slash the Echidna.

Rouge’s teenage clone will be female and be named Debra the Bat.

Dr Eggman’s teenage clone will be male and be named Eggman.Jr.

Sonic, Knuckles and Rouge’s teenage clones will have robot partners.

Well all of that sounds amazaterrible

You too? I feel the same way.

The Sonic franchise has been nothing but a series of bad decisions for almost it's entire existence. Who thought dropping a 5-foot-tall blue hedgehog into a world with regular-ass humans with no explanation was a good idea in the first place? In my head, Sonic's alwasys been a small creature, in proportion with the forest animals he's trying to save, maybe a foot tall at most. Any of the post-genesis Sonic design just makes me cringe.

Yup; appropriately awful ideas for the Sonic franchise.

If that's not real then Sonic Team should steal it. (Sonic Team is still a thing, no?)