So - I'm a relatively new to being an adult and have recently found that I have far more money to buy games than I have time to play games - an issue that is in no way helped by Steam's crazy sales and digital delivery system.
I wanted to know exactly how much money I was wasting on said games, so I wrote this PHP scrape script (currently demoing my personal Steam ID) to figure it out. Note that this isn't necessarily accurate, just going off of what Steam provides - it does include DLC and mark it as unplayed (-1).
Anyhow, I decided to try it with the Whiskey Media staffers. Enjoy!
Patrick - 921 games / 0.43% played (that's FOUR games played; a clear winner in my book)
Gary Whitta - 921 games / 1.95% played (definitely a solid effort)
Try it for yourself, just insert your ID or profile number into the end of the URL. Or then again, maybe don't if you want your wallet to retain its dignity.