100+ things you have learned playing Super Meat Boy

#1 Posted by OutOfBounds9000 (2513 posts) -

 
1.Poop are Brownie's.
 
Thats a good start! Bring it on!!

#2 Posted by TheCappuccinoBandit (303 posts) -

2. I can cut my thumb with my nail from pressing down on the D-pad too hard.

#3 Posted by JJOR64 (19571 posts) -

3.  Never trust a fetus in a Doctor suit.

#4 Edited by firewrkninja (239 posts) -

4. Meat is to be rubbed up and down walls and jumped through the air, not eaten.

#5 Edited by Lolimoto (44 posts) -

5. Always be running

#6 Posted by CaptainObvious (2990 posts) -

6. I am never going to beat that game.

#7 Posted by eldiax (648 posts) -

7. Spikes are not your friends.

#8 Edited by I_smell (4212 posts) -

8. ALLWAYS- BE- RUNNING.

#9 Posted by Legend (2695 posts) -

9. Magnet can repel meat.

#10 Posted by Joelteon7 (111 posts) -

10. I'm a masochist.

#11 Posted by aurahack (2502 posts) -

11. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

#12 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5885 posts) -

meat explodes when it comes into contact with salt

#13 Posted by tourgen (4568 posts) -

13. Amazing 2D platformer games go for just $10 these days.  Pretty good deal.

#14 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

14.  Those that unlock The Kid are godlike.

#15 Edited by guymockingdale (5 posts) -

15. apparently, some woodland creature knows medical techniques to reverse decapitation.

#16 Edited by Lavapotamus (203 posts) -

16. You don't truly overcome an obstacle until you conquer it within an inconsistently demanding time requirement

#17 Posted by TheDukeofArgyll (109 posts) -

17. You can prolong the onset of 'platformer's thumb' by right trigger running

#18 Posted by csl316 (11092 posts) -

18. Everyone Meat Boy encounters has terrible things happen to them.

#19 Posted by LadyShayne (152 posts) -

19. Meat Boy is a cold blooded smotherer.

#20 Posted by Smokay (543 posts) -

20.If you get Bandages you unlock characters

#21 Posted by OutOfBounds9000 (2513 posts) -

 
MOAAAAAAAAAAAR

#22 Posted by Eristocrat (454 posts) -

21. If you go off screen you're dead.

#23 Posted by amoremono1 (151 posts) -

22.  Meat dies when it comes in contact with blood, or other meat for that matter

#24 Posted by VirtualAthlete (98 posts) -

23. ALWAYS BE RUNNING!!!

#25 Posted by HazBazz (1924 posts) -

24: The X button on my xbox controller can and will get jammed down if i hold it in for too long

#26 Posted by GilbertMordinAndSullivan (452 posts) -

25. Even while on the verge of death, it is imperative to flip off your enemies.

#27 Posted by stiftnuersel (9 posts) -

26. If there's blood on the wall, Meat Boy has already finished the level. Before you. With A+. Loser.

#28 Posted by beej (1675 posts) -

27 having your game not save is the most frustrating thing ever.

#29 Posted by Kyelb22 (300 posts) -

28. Being a boy made of meat gives you the ability to respawn the exact second your face plows into that furiously spinning blade.

#30 Posted by Wyld (322 posts) -

29. People apparently really liked when Alex said, "Always Be Running," on the bombcast
#31 Posted by sharma55 (476 posts) -
#32 Posted by buhssuht (457 posts) -

Some levels are not meant to be cleared on your first try

#33 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (3481 posts) -

31. YA! SHIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn.

#34 Posted by amoremono1 (151 posts) -

32.  I miss the kind of games I grew up with more than I thought!

#35 Posted by Dilenger93 (44 posts) -

That I have a minor fetish for pain, and frustration

#36 Posted by Skald (4395 posts) -

Tofu makes you weak and annoying.

#37 Posted by GilbertMordinAndSullivan (452 posts) -

36. Meat Boy loves Bandage Girl. 
37. Bandage girl loves Meat Boy. 
38. Nobody loves Dr. Fetus.

#38 Posted by Dalai (7793 posts) -

39. Meat Boy is vulnerable to salty hate.

#39 Posted by fallaciousPsychologist (31 posts) -

40. You don't have to touch the pointy end of the spike to die.

#40 Edited by DarkHeroZark (180 posts) -

41. FUCK SALT

#41 Posted by Zaccheus (1837 posts) -

42. You can hit Meat Boy's head to a spinning blade forever just to realize that with an another character the level is a piece of cake.

#42 Edited by NekuCTR (1710 posts) -

43. Dead Meat Boys hold a grudge against living Meat Boys.

#43 Posted by buft (3409 posts) -

44.some developers dont feel the need to screw day one buyers or charge a ton for DLC

#44 Posted by afrofools (1391 posts) -

45. Sliced up meat can be cute.

#45 Posted by CptChiken (2058 posts) -

46. you can stop on a dime if you stop moving, but if you want to change direction you have to slide an annoying amount that gets you killed regularly.

#46 Posted by shady520 (8 posts) -

46. I hate everyone and everything now

#47 Posted by Trebz (488 posts) -

47. I'm not nearly as terrible at video games as I thought I was... but I'll still never beat this game.

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