Dear  "The Guy!" Warp Zone,
 
I never thought it would happen to me. Thanks for giving me "The Kid". I'm glad we could share that pixel-thin slalom through spikes on an elevator, that precarious double jumps over rows of gleaming spikes and a few very mobile sections of spiked wall looping endlessly across the screen. Sadly, I will not be visiting in the near future because I value my fingers and this keyboard a bit more than our time together.
 
With sincere apologies,
 
Sam

 Dear  "The Guy!" Warp Zone,
 
I never thought it would happen to me. Thanks for giving me "The Kid". I'm glad we could share that pixel-thin slalom through spikes on an elevator, that precarious double jumps over rows of gleaming spikes and a few very mobile sections of spiked wall looping endlessly across the screen. Sadly, I will not be visiting in the near future because I value my fingers and this keyboard a bit more than our time together.
 
With sincere apologies,
 
Sam

I request your permission to copy/paste your letter and send it to the "The Guy" warp zone. :)

Hehe, I'm also happy I don't have to play it again.

You're not a pro unless your hands are bleeding.

" You're not a pro unless your hands are bleeding. "

Oh, that level? 
I did it on my first try. It was easy.

I beat it my second day with the game, after about a two hour play session with that warp zone. Make sure you're using your walls to the fullest advantage. 
 
(Also, I will admit that I'm REALLy good at this game, to a kind of stupid level. I'm not meaning to brag, just making it clear that my view on which levels are difficult and which are absurd is kind of skewed. BTW, you don't even want to know what some of the dark world levels look like. >.<)

" I beat it my second day with the game, after about a two hour play session with that warp zone. Make sure you're using your walls to the fullest advantage.  (Also, I will admit that I'm REALLy good at this game, to a kind of stupid level. I'm not meaning to brag, just making it clear that my view on which levels are difficult and which are absurd is kind of skewed. BTW, you don't even want to know what some of the dark world levels look like. >.<) "

I think that's the really poetic part about anything related to "I Wanna Be the Guy" because when we finally succeed and beat the insanely punishing task.... we realize that, no, we DON'T want to be the guy. We just want to be ourselves.
 
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But for real man, screw that goddamn warp zone.

" @Little_Socrates said:

" I beat it my second day with the game, after about a two hour play session with that warp zone. Make sure you're using your walls to the fullest advantage.  (Also, I will admit that I'm REALLy good at this game, to a kind of stupid level. I'm not meaning to brag, just making it clear that my view on which levels are difficult and which are absurd is kind of skewed. BTW, you don't even want to know what some of the dark world levels look like. >.<) "

Pretty much any other level has been entertaining. I have loved every dark world level I have played. Hell, the minus worlds are pretty damn cool for being pretty plain. The Kid's Warpzone levels were just boring and repetitive, with the exception of the last one which was a bit easy. I get that was the flavour of IWTBTG, but it doesn't really "jive" with my "flow", if you get me. Or even if you don't. "

 Man this level can go STRAIGHT TO GODDAMN HELL!!!!!!!!
I just spent about an hour trying to beat that piece of shit. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Must take break....must...not....break controller.....
 
@WrathOfBanja:
I mean zero offense but I'm gonna call bullshit on that.

" Hehe, I'm also happy I don't have to play it again. "

I booted up SMB (PC) yesterday and The Kid was gone! So I had to unlock him again. Thankfully it was much easier the 2nd time (did 2+3 in < 6 minutes) BUT now he's gone again :(

They're apparently going to patch it though