His name is Phoenix "Wright". As in the opposite of "wrong".

I only figured out the Tails thing a couple of years ago, but it didn't BLOW MY GOD DAMN MIND the same way Phoenix Down did. 

Holy shit you guys, I was a child when Sonic 2 came out and I INSTANTLY worked that out...and it's not even in metric!

I learned something new today... but I'm not blown away.

I didn't get it, had to google it. Silly Americans with their miles and inches. Kilometer is the superior measure.

@PeasantAbuse said:

@Galiant said:

@UKSamwise said:

I still don't get it.....

I'm not sure either..."Miles Per Hour"? Is that it?

Yes.

... Ok, I don’t know if it’s because we use kilometers here or if my sense of humor is just dead from all those stupid Seinfeld episodes I had to watch with my Girlfriend but... I still don’t get it.

I never knew that Tails had names that weren't Tails. I don't feel bad for not knowing this

@UKSamwise: I just got it too, had to say it out loud. :D

@Village_Guy said:

It's a horrible pun, but I do always enjoy when people realize it, even after having said it for years without knowing it.

That always makes me smile.

OH GOD MAN WHY? NOW IMMA HAVE NIGHTMARES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

But yeah I knew about the tails thing for a couple years, not the worst pun ever. But it's not as good as the puns in the song Sexecutioner Either.

Who is Mles Prower?

@SmilingPig said:

... Ok, I don’t know if it’s because we use kilometers here or if my sense of humor is just dead from all those stupid Seinfeld episodes I had to watch with my Girlfriend but... I still don’t get it.

Don't you dare bring your Seinfeld hate into here! Its a TV classic.

Well now I know.

Yep its pretty mind blowing. Now I want to know if there are others like this I just never realized before. Bring me the internet detectives.

Oh shit. I just got it.