So, I came home from work on Friday and to my surprise my girlfriend had stopped-by, left me a note, plus a new game!!... Tales of Vesperia 

Wow. I wish I had a girlfriend that cool. She's a keeper.

I wish girls would talk to me... -wheezes-

" Wow. I wish I had a girlfriend that cool. She's a keeper. "

Aw man. I wish I knew girls like that. But then again, I'm still in High School and therefore anyone that is remotely attractive has already succumbed to horrible societal pressures and probably pukes her guts up or smokes weed every night.

Sounds like a sweet girl =) Sweet as in cute and kind.

A keeper indeed.

Tits or gtfo.

That's nice of her.  Mine has bought me games also, a couple of DS games and a Wii game so far. 

You're a lucky man. Tales of Vesperia is a hell of a game. And I guess your girlfriend sounds pretty cool too :P

Lawlz.  Speaking of the game, I'm going trough the game as well.  :P  I actually got it the day it came out last year but, never got around to beat it.

Very nice, sir. When I come home from work and there's a note sitting on the table, it usually reads,  "Dear, Jeff. I found someone else who isn't a fat loser. Good day."

marry that woman this instant

" Wow. I wish I had a girlfriend that cool. She's a keeper. "