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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011

    The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

    Undeniable proof that Bethesda Softworks are sell-out hacks.

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    #1  Edited By Getz

    So Bethesda's tradition of holding a fan-run interview for their Elder Scrolls games has come 'round again, and while there's already a forum topic devoted to it here, I would like to draw your attention to question 3:

    "3) Is armor handled like in Oblivion (with each body part being welded together) or in Morrowind (with each body part separate)? Will you be able to wear both clothes and armor at the same time?

    Matt: The armor system is very similar to Oblivion’s. The main difference is that the upper and lower body armors, the cuirass and greaves, have been combined into one piece. This helps create armor styles that have the look we needed for Skyrim. In most of the Nordic designs we created, the upper armor would completely cover the lower armor, making it unnecessary. We get much better visual results combining those pieces, and it renders a lot faster too, so we can put more people on screen, so that was an easy tradeoff for us. We can also make a lot more armors now, so the number and variation types are more than we’ve ever had."

    FIRST THEY TAKE OUT CHARACTER STATS AND NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY A WHOLE PIECE OF ARMOR YOU GUYS. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOTT THIS TERRIBLE GAME. I'm with that last guy; I will not buy this game! I'm gonna go play Daggerfall and masturbate now.

    Edit: I can't tell if all the people asking me if this is serious or not is a comment on their intelligence, or a comment on the quality of discourse we've gotten used to on forums. So I'll alleviate the suspense; yes, this was a joke. I was specifically making fun of the guy on these forums who said he wasn't going buy Skyrim because they took out some of the stats (which were redundant anyway). I'm tired of nerds making something out of nothing just because they don't want to leave their comfort zone. And for the record, I'm a huge Elder Scrolls fanboy so if I can deal then so can they.

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    #2  Edited By PeasantAbuse

    Fuck greaves, bring back robes.
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    #3  Edited By Yummylee

    For some reason, I came in here expecting a witty comic or something.

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    #4  Edited By kingzetta

    Someone is doing something

    RAAAAAAGE!!

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    #5  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

    Damnit!  Bring back Pauldrons, you dicks!

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    #6  Edited By GuyIncognito
    @Getz said:

    So Bethesda's tradition of holding a fan-run interview for their Elder Scrolls games has come 'round again, and while there's already a forum topic devoted to it here, I would like to draw your attention to question 3:

    "3) Is armor handled like in Oblivion (with each body part being welded together) or in Morrowind (with each body part separate)? Will you be able to wear both clothes and armor at the same time?

    Matt: The armor system is very similar to Oblivion’s. The main difference is that the upper and lower body armors, the cuirass and greaves, have been combined into one piece. This helps create armor styles that have the look we needed for Skyrim. In most of the Nordic designs we created, the upper armor would completely cover the lower armor, making it unnecessary. We get much better visual results combining those pieces, and it renders a lot faster too, so we can put more people on screen, so that was an easy tradeoff for us. We can also make a lot more armors now, so the number and variation types are more than we’ve ever had."

    FIRST THEY TAKE OUT CHARACTER STATS AND NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY A WHOLE PIECE OF ARMOR YOU GUYS. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOTT THIS TERRIBLE GAME. I'm with that last guy; I will not buy this game! I'm gonna go play Daggerfall and masturbate now.

    I'm with you dude.   Fuck this shit.  I'm picky when choosing a cuirass, damn it.
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    #7  Edited By Getz

    @Abyssfull said:

    For some reason, I came in here expecting a witty comic or something.

    As a general rule: never expect wit if you see my name.

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    #8  Edited By Red

    What is the point of posting a news story sarcastically and raged? Just makes me want to punch you in the face, then watch you try and hit me, only to be deflected by my greaves-cuirass combo.

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    #9  Edited By Getz

    @Red said:

    What is the point of posting a news story sarcastically and raged? Just makes me want to punch you in the face, then watch you try and hit me, only to be deflected by my greaves-cuirass combo.

    What is the point of your face? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

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    #10  Edited By kingzetta
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    #11  Edited By shiftymagician

    This really doesn't affect the game in a negative way dude.

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    #12  Edited By Getz

    In all seriousness you guys, I really do miss being able to put a giant iron pauldron on one shoulder, a glove on the opposite hand, a silk shirt and no pants.

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    #13  Edited By Getz

    @kingzetta said:

    @Abyssfull said:
    For some reason, I came in here expecting a witty comic or something.
    This is the comic your looking for
    http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/535

    awesome.

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    #14  Edited By Hailinel

    @Getz said:

    In all seriousness you guys, I really do miss being able to put a giant iron pauldron on one shoulder, a glove on the opposite hand, a silk shirt and no pants.

    Well, if I want to dress my character up like a total asshat, I'll just have to continue waiting for Saints Row 3. On the other hand, some of the things I've heard about Skyrim are making me interested in it, despite my utter hatred for Oblivion.

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    #15  Edited By ninjalegend

    It does not bother me as much as it seems to have got to you, but still causes me concerns. This does raise a few questions in my head. I understand they are making these compromises to fit it on consoles. It does make me wonder how much armor is in the game. Did they take this trimming into their game play systems? Or was this a logical step to free up power for a better feeling combat system, or improved draw distance. Will I still be hunting for loot 50+ hours in, or will I have all 6 armor sets 30 minutes in? Thanks for the heads up.

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    #16  Edited By Getz

    a couple people seemed to have missed the joke. That's OK; I suppose I made it a little too close to how people sound when they're actually whining about inconsequential things.

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    #17  Edited By shiftymagician
    @ninjalegend said:
    It does not bother me as much as it seems to have got to you, but still causes me concerns. This does raise a few questions in my head. I understand they are making these compromises to fit it on consoles. It does make me wonder how much armor is in the game. Did they take this trimming into their game play systems? Or was this a logical step to free up power for a better feeling combat system, or improved draw distance. Will I still be hunting for loot 50+ hours in, or will I have all 6 armor sets 30 minutes in? Thanks for the heads up.
    From the sounds of it, there will be more unique armours than just the usual 6.  There could be distinct variations of the 6 main armour types.  Think of the different daedric helmets you could get in Morrowind, except apply to all armour pieces and types.  I'm going to bet that is what they are doing, which I'm perfectly fine with.
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    #19  Edited By ninjalegend

    I just clicked on the link you gave for the fan-run interview and I feel like a total dick. Obviously you were just kidding. Guess that will teach me for only reading the post, and not clicking on the links. Definitely even more stoked for this game.  

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    #20  Edited By martellus
    @Getz:  i really know that this sounds incredibly rude, and I am really really sorry, but I have to ask; Is this sarcastic? 
     
    ok yea. just making sure.  but still, would it really be that bad if the armor was combined?
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    #21  Edited By NeVeRMoRe666

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRD!
     
    :D

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    #22  Edited By HadesTimes

    So Getz, your kidding right? If not, perhaps you have bigger problems than anything that Bethesda can do to you.

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    #23  Edited By coryrx8
    @Getz said:

    a couple people seemed to have missed the joke. That's OK; I suppose I made it a little too close to how people sound when they're actually whining about inconsequential things.

    Yeah, I think you ran up against your own little variant of Poe's Law there.
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    #24  Edited By toowalrus

    WHY DO THEY KEEP TAKING OUT USELESS THINGS CHRIST!?

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    #25  Edited By SeriouslyNow

    @kingzetta said:

    @Abyssfull said:
    For some reason, I came in here expecting a witty comic or something.
    This is the comic your looking for
    http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/535

    Burgers and Video Games can't be compared, unless you're talking about shovelware and iOS games. RPGs are not fast food in any context.

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    Wait. I can't tell if you're all being serious or not.
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    #27  Edited By JP_Russell
    @Getz said:

    a couple people seemed to have missed the joke. That's OK; I suppose I made it a little too close to how people sound when they're actually whining about inconsequential things.


    If it makes you feel any better, I thought you were being extremely obvious and shook my head as I scrolled down and read the responses that totally missed it.
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    #28  Edited By ajamafalous

    @Red said:

    What is the point of posting a news story sarcastically and raged? Just makes me want to punch you in the face, then watch you try and hit me, only to be deflected by my greaves-cuirass combo.

    As I started reading your post, I was all "Yeah, I totally agree, that's what I was gonna say!" then got fucking blindsided by that great bit at the end.

    +1

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    #29  Edited By SpaceInsomniac
    @Getz said:

     I can't tell if all the people asking me if this is serious or not is a comment on their intelligence, or a comment on the quality of discourse we've gotten used to on forums. 

    Tone and sarcasm do not always convey their intended message over the internet.  You need actual speech for that.  If you're going to question someone's intelligence, question your own for not understanding that concept in the first place. 
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    #30  Edited By Meowshi
    @Getz said:

    Edit: I can't tell if all the people asking me if this is serious or not is a comment on their intelligence, or a comment on the quality of discourse we've gotten used to on forums. So I'll alleviate the suspense; yes, this was a joke. I was specifically making fun of the guy on these forums who said he wasn't going buy Skyrim because they took out some of the stats (which were redundant anyway). I'm tired of nerds making something out of nothing just because they don't want to leave their comfort zone. And for the record, I'm a huge Elder Scrolls fanboy so if I can deal then so can they.

    Maybe it's a comment on you making awful threads and trying to be cute instead of just saying what you want to say.  
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    #31  Edited By Ragdrazi

    Yeah, anyone who wants games with complexity is totally stupid! Simplify everything down! Lets just have every game be a series of quicktime events with achievements for each time you do it right. Hell, let's get achievements for doing it wrong. They could be things like "I believe in you!"  and "You'll get it right next time!"

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    #32  Edited By Taklulas
    @Getz said:

    So Bethesda's tradition of holding a fan-run interview for their Elder Scrolls games has come 'round again, and while there's already a forum topic devoted to it here, I would like to draw your attention to question 3:

    "3) Is armor handled like in Oblivion (with each body part being welded together) or in Morrowind (with each body part separate)? Will you be able to wear both clothes and armor at the same time?

    Matt: The armor system is very similar to Oblivion’s. The main difference is that the upper and lower body armors, the cuirass and greaves, have been combined into one piece. This helps create armor styles that have the look we needed for Skyrim. In most of the Nordic designs we created, the upper armor would completely cover the lower armor, making it unnecessary. We get much better visual results combining those pieces, and it renders a lot faster too, so we can put more people on screen, so that was an easy tradeoff for us. We can also make a lot more armors now, so the number and variation types are more than we’ve ever had."

    FIRST THEY TAKE OUT CHARACTER STATS AND NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY A WHOLE PIECE OF ARMOR YOU GUYS. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOTT THIS TERRIBLE GAME. I'm with that last guy; I will not buy this game! I'm gonna go play Daggerfall and masturbate now.

    Edit: I can't tell if all the people asking me if this is serious or not is a comment on their intelligence, or a comment on the quality of discourse we've gotten used to on forums. So I'll alleviate the suspense; yes, this was a joke. I was specifically making fun of the guy on these forums who said he wasn't going buy Skyrim because they took out some of the stats (which were redundant anyway). I'm tired of nerds making something out of nothing just because they don't want to leave their comfort zone. And for the record, I'm a huge Elder Scrolls fanboy so if I can deal then so can they.

    All I can say is.... QQ sir.
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    #33  Edited By Dustpan

    If this means that all the armor will look amazing and super detailed, I'm all for it.

    I'd rather not look like some side show, wearing multiple pieces of armor that don't match whatsoever, only wearing them because they have better stats.

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    #34  Edited By JoeyRavn

    @Getz said:

    So I'll alleviate the suspense; yes, this was a joke.

    Yes, but is the confirmation that this is a joke thread a joke in itself? A joke within a joke, as some would say?

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    #35  Edited By Vodun

    @Getz: Dude, it's totally plausible this could've been a serious post. Sarcasm don't work over the internet, no matter how conspicuous, since there's always someone nuts enough to have an opinion like that.

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    #36  Edited By Yanngc33

    HOW DARE THEY COMBINE THE CUIRASSES AND GREAVES!

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    #38  Edited By Elazul
    @Getz said:
    I can't tell if all the people asking me if this is serious or not is a comment on their intelligence, or a comment on the quality of discourse we've gotten used to on forums.
    Actually it's more a comment on how hard it is to do sarcasm in text form, NO MATTER HOW MANY CAPITALS YOU USE. Surely you didn't expect everyone to get it right off the bat, did you?
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    #39  Edited By buft
    @Red said:
    What is the point of posting a news story sarcastically and raged? Just makes me want to punch you in the face, then watch you try and hit me, only to be deflected by my greaves-cuirass combo.
    lol
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    #40  Edited By mfpantst

    AT first I was like woah he's serious- then I realized you were not. 

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    #41  Edited By Badhands

    Honestly, this kind of pisses me off also. I understand that new gamers are getting more and more stupid and cant handle too many items in their inventory. I didn't mind Mass effect 1-2 shift because the story was so good but one of the best parts of Oblivion, a classic rpg is the gearing up your guy. I will still buy the game and probably love it to death but it does kind of suck to see another RPG developer lessening their RPG experience.

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    #42  Edited By inkerman

    As much as there's the usual 'complain about shit', going around, this really does bum me out, I like having choices in my armour...

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    #43  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    Sell outs? Do you mean that they are trying to sell their game to more people, because they do. They are a business and making games the size of Skyrim costs a lot of money, money that they need to make back. Seriously im so sick of people complaining about companies trying to make their games appeal to more people and make more money at the same time. They didn't screw you over because the game wasn't developed for you, it was developed for the mass market.

    And do you really have so little faith in studios like Bethesda that proved they have the talent and will to make good games that they would make changes without making sure the game is still fun and up to par with their previous game?

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    #44  Edited By weltal

    @Badhands: Perhaps, too stupid to put on pants, even.

    I'm with this guy. Still probably going to be an awesome game, but I'm a freaking loot whore and finding all sorts of pieces of armor makes me super happy so it's a bummer to see that take any kind of hit. Just like from Morrowind to Oblivion.

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    #45  Edited By Getz

    @SpaceInsomniac said:

    @Getz said:

    I can't tell if all the people asking me if this is serious or not is a comment on their intelligence, or a comment on the quality of discourse we've gotten used to on forums.

    Tone and sarcasm do not always convey their intended message over the internet. You need actual speech for that. If you're going to question someone's intelligence, question your own for not understanding that concept in the first place.

    Ok, I'm thinking about it and yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm a genius. So it's definitely you guys.

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    #46  Edited By warxsnake

    you're gonna buy it regardless of anything so ¯\_㋛_/¯

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    #47  Edited By Ninja

    What! All I wear is greaves, how can I be topless but remain protected in this new video game experience?

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    #49  Edited By spctre
    @Abyssfull said:
    For some reason, I came in here expecting a witty comic or something.
    Same here.
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