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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011

    The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

    Woman gives birth during Elder Scrolls demo...

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    #2  Edited By eroticfishcake

    Hey, if  they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).

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    #3  Edited By endaround
    @eroticfishcake said:
    Hey, if  they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).
    More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
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    #4  Edited By Malphye

    Atari Lynn. The little girls name sure rolls off the tongue.

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    #5  Edited By Ragdrazi

    My hands can't cover every part of my face.

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    *Bunch of armored, sword wielding priests enter the room*
     
    DOVAHKIN! DOVAHKIN! BLAH BLAH LEET-O SKYRIM! DO HA HI HA HO HOO BODY WAAASH BLAH BLAH!

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    #7  Edited By Ragdrazi
    @Tru3_Blu3: Body wash?
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    #8  Edited By BrainSpecialist
    @saxmusician20: I thought it was just me that caused that.
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    #9  Edited By Vexxan

    Madness?

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    #10  Edited By Marz

    It's the Dovahkiin / Dragonborn being brought unto our world!

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    #11  Edited By EuanDewar

    "During the demo Todd Howard showed off the Frost Dragon. This is what started the whole thing, seeing this must have filled Stevi with so much excitement that it sent her into labor,"

    Fuckin' lost my shit reading that.

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    #12  Edited By desolation15

    Pfft... shoddy journalism, didn't even mention what star the baby girl was born under.

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    #13  Edited By Justin258
    @Delphye said:

    Atari Lynn. The little girls name sure rolls off the tongue.

    I actually thought it was a fairly decent name, were it not for the obvious connection to video games. 
     
    Meanwhile, I was going to deliver several jokes about the awesomeness of Skyrim but then I read that they stayed through labor. As much as I love to play videogames I think the safety of the child and mother is far more important than a damned demonstration of a game. Might not be cause for too much concern, but it did catch me off guard that they would rather watch the demo than go to the hospital.
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    #14  Edited By m0rdr3d

    1.  That poor kid.  Possible he/she might one day be found as a skeleton in a crib while the parents are off in another area of their house gaming in their own filth. 
    2.  You're pregnant and going into labor...This show didn't work out with your schedule.  How about showing some respect for Bethesda trying to show off their game, and other gamers who don't get the privileges of actual sex, by just staying home.
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    #15  Edited By saxmusician20
    @Delphye said:

    Atari Lynn. The little girls name sure rolls off the tongue.


     I suppose they didn't like the way SNES Lynn sounded.
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    #16  Edited By MikeHawk

    Believer258 does have a point though, if Atari had never came into existence, that wouldn't be that bad of a name. On a side note, I wonder which class little Atari will choose to be. I guess since she's an Imperial, she might want to focus on her Mercantile skills.

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    #17  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

    The father's name is Chaz.

    That is all.

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    #18  Edited By ThunderSlash
    @endaround said:
    @eroticfishcake said:
    Hey, if  they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).
    More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
    Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.
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    #19  Edited By Origina1Penguin

    @ThunderSlash said:

    @endaround said:
    @eroticfishcake said:
    Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).
    More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
    Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.

    It's true. Here's the Bethesda blog on it if you don't believe us.

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    #20  Edited By TorMasturba

    This game sounds awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #21  Edited By Vinny_Says

    I thought it was an in game birth, like in fable but you see your kids be born....
     
    this is weirder....

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    #22  Edited By Brendan

    This was my reaction to reading the thread title:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    "You were born during the Skyrim presentation"
     
    Either that's awesome or awfull.

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    Can she recruit people to be her companions? Also her parents need to  be careful her plot line might involve them getting murdered by bandits or something.

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    #25  Edited By Rolyatkcinmai

    @TorMasturba said:

    This sounds awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

    YEEEEAAAAAHH, STRETCHED OUT WOMEN LETTIN LOOSE WITH VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS AND PUSHING OUT A BLOODY MESS

    WOOOO IT'S A PARTY TONIGHT BITCHES

    SKYRIM, 11-11-11

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    #26  Edited By ThePickle

    Atari Lynn.

    High school will be a blast for this kid.

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    #27  Edited By AckbarTheGreat

    @HandsomeDevil: By the time she reaches High school I'd be surprised if they even knew what Atari is.

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    #28  Edited By CL60
    @m0rdr3d said:
    1.  That poor kid.  Possible he/she might one day be found as a skeleton in a crib while the parents are off in another area of their house gaming in their own filth. 2.  You're pregnant and going into labor...This show didn't work out with your schedule.  How about showing some respect for Bethesda trying to show off their game, and other gamers who don't get the privileges of actual sex, by just staying home.
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    #29  Edited By infininja

    @Origina1Penguin said:

    @ThunderSlash said:

    @endaround said:
    @eroticfishcake said:
    Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).
    More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
    Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.

    It's true. Here's the Bethesda blog on it if you don't believe us.

    http://notch.tumblr.com/post/8519901309/bethesda-are-suing-us-heres-the-full-story

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    #30  Edited By Deusoma
    @CL60 said:
    @m0rdr3d said:
    1.  That poor kid.  Possible he/she might one day be found as a skeleton in a crib while the parents are off in another area of their house gaming in their own filth. 2.  You're pregnant and going into labor...This show didn't work out with your schedule.  How about showing some respect for Bethesda trying to show off their game, and other gamers who don't get the privileges of actual sex, by just staying home.
    No, actually he's got a point, even if he made it in a remarkably dickish way. While I'd be more concerned over potentially harmful effects on the mother and child than on the disruption and annoyance it caused to the other people present, it's actually really messed up that after she went into labour she stayed there until the demo was over instead of going to the hospital. And let's face it: good parents don't name their children after videogames. Robin Williams only got away with it because it's somehow poor form to question famous people.
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    #31  Edited By FritzDude

    I think the baby should get a free copy of Skyrim signed by Todd Howard then.

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    #32  Edited By Klaimore

    @endaround: BUUURN! Nice one.

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    #33  Edited By JJWeatherman

    @wolf_blitzer85 said:

    The father's name is Chaz.

    That is all.

    Hey now, nothin' wrong with that. :)

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    #34  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

    @JJWeatherman said:

    @wolf_blitzer85 said:

    The father's name is Chaz.

    That is all.

    Hey now, nothin' wrong with that. :)

    Hah! Alright you got me there. Well, maybe the kid will be okay as long as it doesn't mess with the parents raiding schedule.

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    #35  Edited By saxmusician20
    @Rolyatkcinmai said:

    @TorMasturba said:

    This sounds awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

    YEEEEAAAAAHH, STRETCHED OUT WOMEN LETTIN LOOSE WITH VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS AND PUSHING OUT A BLOODY MESS

    WOOOO IT'S A PARTY TONIGHT BITCHES

    SKYRIM, 11-11-11

    I think that would be an interesting trailer. If they included Flava Flav then it would be gold for Skyrim. lol
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    #36  Edited By Mike76x

    It's completely irresponsible to put your child's life at risk for a demo.
    It's not as if they were waiting in line at a midnight release.

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    #37  Edited By The_Nubster
    @Infininja said:

    @Origina1Penguin said:

    @ThunderSlash said:

    @endaround said:
    @eroticfishcake said:
    Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).
    More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
    Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.

    It's true. Here's the Bethesda blog on it if you don't believe us.

    http://notch.tumblr.com/post/8519901309/bethesda-are-suing-us-heres-the-full-story

    http://www.giantbomb.com/news/bethesdas-parent-company-tells-notch-scrolls-is-off-limits/3560/
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    #38  Edited By Vextroid

    @saxmusician20 said:

    @Delphye said:

    Atari Lynn. The little girls name sure rolls off the tongue.

    I suppose they didn't like the way SNES Lynn sounded.

    Every time i read that name all I can think about is the lynx.

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    #39  Edited By saxmusician20

    Lynx Lynn, super spy.

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