Let the jokes commence.....
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/08/05/woman-goes-into-labor-during-skyrim-presentation.aspx
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011
- Xbox 360
- PC
- PlayStation 3
- Xbox 360 Games Store
- + 5 more
- PlayStation 4
- Xbox One
- Nintendo Switch
- PlayStation 5
- Xbox Series X|S
The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.
Woman gives birth during Elder Scrolls demo...
Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).
*Bunch of armored, sword wielding priests enter the room*
DOVAHKIN! DOVAHKIN! BLAH BLAH LEET-O SKYRIM! DO HA HI HA HO HOO BODY WAAASH BLAH BLAH!
I actually thought it was a fairly decent name, were it not for the obvious connection to video games.Atari Lynn. The little girls name sure rolls off the tongue.
Meanwhile, I was going to deliver several jokes about the awesomeness of Skyrim but then I read that they stayed through labor. As much as I love to play videogames I think the safety of the child and mother is far more important than a damned demonstration of a game. Might not be cause for too much concern, but it did catch me off guard that they would rather watch the demo than go to the hospital.
1. That poor kid. Possible he/she might one day be found as a skeleton in a crib while the parents are off in another area of their house gaming in their own filth.
2. You're pregnant and going into labor...This show didn't work out with your schedule. How about showing some respect for Bethesda trying to show off their game, and other gamers who don't get the privileges of actual sex, by just staying home.
Atari Lynn. The little girls name sure rolls off the tongue.
I suppose they didn't like the way SNES Lynn sounded.
@eroticfishcake said:Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
@ThunderSlash said:
@endaround said:@eroticfishcake said:Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.
It's true. Here's the Bethesda blog on it if you don't believe us.
I thought it was an in game birth, like in fable but you see your kids be born....
this is weirder....
Can she recruit people to be her companions? Also her parents need to be careful her plot line might involve them getting murdered by bandits or something.
@TorMasturba said:
This sounds awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEAAAAAHH, STRETCHED OUT WOMEN LETTIN LOOSE WITH VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS AND PUSHING OUT A BLOODY MESS
WOOOO IT'S A PARTY TONIGHT BITCHES
SKYRIM, 11-11-11
@HandsomeDevil: By the time she reaches High school I'd be surprised if they even knew what Atari is.
1. That poor kid. Possible he/she might one day be found as a skeleton in a crib while the parents are off in another area of their house gaming in their own filth. 2. You're pregnant and going into labor...This show didn't work out with your schedule. How about showing some respect for Bethesda trying to show off their game, and other gamers who don't get the privileges of actual sex, by just staying home.
@Origina1Penguin said:
@ThunderSlash said:
@endaround said:@eroticfishcake said:Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.It's true. Here's the Bethesda blog on it if you don't believe us.
http://notch.tumblr.com/post/8519901309/bethesda-are-suing-us-heres-the-full-story
@m0rdr3d said:No, actually he's got a point, even if he made it in a remarkably dickish way. While I'd be more concerned over potentially harmful effects on the mother and child than on the disruption and annoyance it caused to the other people present, it's actually really messed up that after she went into labour she stayed there until the demo was over instead of going to the hospital. And let's face it: good parents don't name their children after videogames. Robin Williams only got away with it because it's somehow poor form to question famous people.1. That poor kid. Possible he/she might one day be found as a skeleton in a crib while the parents are off in another area of their house gaming in their own filth. 2. You're pregnant and going into labor...This show didn't work out with your schedule. How about showing some respect for Bethesda trying to show off their game, and other gamers who don't get the privileges of actual sex, by just staying home.
@JJWeatherman said:
@wolf_blitzer85 said:
The father's name is Chaz.
That is all.
Hey now, nothin' wrong with that. :)
Hah! Alright you got me there. Well, maybe the kid will be okay as long as it doesn't mess with the parents raiding schedule.
I think that would be an interesting trailer. If they included Flava Flav then it would be gold for Skyrim. lol@TorMasturba said:
This sounds awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEAAAAAHH, STRETCHED OUT WOMEN LETTIN LOOSE WITH VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS AND PUSHING OUT A BLOODY MESS
WOOOO IT'S A PARTY TONIGHT BITCHES
SKYRIM, 11-11-11
http://www.giantbomb.com/news/bethesdas-parent-company-tells-notch-scrolls-is-off-limits/3560/@Origina1Penguin said:
@ThunderSlash said:
@endaround said:@eroticfishcake said:Nah, Bethesda had a joke contest regarding parents naming their kids after the Skyrim dude if they are to be born during the release day of the game. Winner will have a lifetime supply of Bethesda games.Hey, if they're lucky they might be able to get all the Bethesda games for free if they name their child Dovikhinn (or however you spell it).More likely they'd get sued for an IP violation.It's true. Here's the Bethesda blog on it if you don't believe us.
http://notch.tumblr.com/post/8519901309/bethesda-are-suing-us-heres-the-full-story
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