Am I missing something or are the hookers the only thing you can impale in act 1? It's hard for me to believe that this game is made by the same people as the first one. I mean, come on. Geraltino needs tension relef!!!

Am I missing something or are the hookers the only thing you can impale in act 1? It's hard for me to believe that this game is made by the same people as the first one. I mean, come on. Geraltino needs tension relef!!!

Yo its round tha way.

AHA!!!!!

You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scene in a videogame.

You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.

good to know, I'll save it for the next play session then. 

@Contro said:

You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.

is it a QTE?

@RhombusOfTerror said:

@Contro said:

You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.

is it a QTE?

haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".

It's one of life's greatest questions really.

@OracleXIII said:

@RhombusOfTerror said:

@Contro said:

You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.

is it a QTE?

haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".

It hasn't stopped God of War from making such inclusion to gameplay, but then that franchise is all about brash tackiness.

You would think someone would post that 10 minute video online by now...not that I'm looking for it or anything.

But I am.

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.

This forum thread, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

This forum thread, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

On that note let me just remove my pants...., and proceed.

I really wish I had a PC that could play this game...

I'm sure it would run it, but it wouldn't be pretty and I hate running pretty games at low settings and still getting 6 fps. That said, what good is the internet? This game has been out almost 48 hours and no one has the decency to upload any sex scenes? Boy I tell ya...

@Khann said:

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.

Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

@Khann said:

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.

Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?

Nothing explicit on the vag front. Just a bit of neatly trimmed bush here and there.

Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?

Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?

Oh god, leave you people alone for a few hours and this is what happens.... :D:D

Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?

Isn't GTA the only game in history to show that?

This thread is great.

LOL Its funny how religion in america has actually gotten it into peoples minds that sex is a dirty bad thing.

Well goddamn... THAT was really impressive. Also, lol at the wooden dildos.