You can give them money, or you can kill them and cause all the pig-cops to attack. Now what do you think if they took it to the next level of absurdity? Forget the common question of life or death, would you urinate on a girl and suffer the consequences in the next duke video game?

Do I look like R-Kelly to you?

I think it says a lot about what the 360 has done to me that the first response that came to mind was "if it's an achievement."

I would.

Hell Yeah

" Do I look like R-Kelly to you? "

Peeing on girls? Postal 2 did it first, I think. 
You could piss on any damn thing you pleased. Don't recommend urinating on your dog though.

 
I'll pee on anyone I want.

"  I'll pee on anyone I want. "

" @Hamst3r said:

"  I'll pee on anyone I want. "

I'm standing at my open window and peeing on the people below right now. "

Depends on whether or not I have to pee.

get out

" @Gamer_152 said:

" @Hamst3r said:

"  I'll pee on anyone I want. "

I'm standing at my open window and peeing on the people below right now. "

I'm pissing out of an airplane right now!  It'll freeze while flying through the air and impale somebody! "

I pee alone. You never know when you might cross streams. Accidents happen.

Yup. Totally. I would. THREE TIMES.
 
Edit: Oh wait. In a game? Where's the thrill in that?

What, all of a sudden everyone wants to be R.Kelly now? Oh... too soon?

I'm pissing out of an airplane right now!  It'll freeze while flying through the air and impale somebody! "

" I pee alone. You never know when you might cross streams. Accidents happen. "

What the hell is wrong with you.