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A Quick Look at Gears of War 3's Paid Weapons Skins

Jeff and Patrick spend an illegal sum of money on virtual goods so you don't have to!

Sep. 19 2011

Cast: Jeff, Patrick

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

On Disc DLC

Gears of War 3

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No, thank you.

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Edited By CharlesSurge

I really am disappointed in Jeff.

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Horse meet armor. Armor meet horse.

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LOL, what a waste of money.

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Edited By Slaegar

Kind of a silly item too, its going to be impossible to make out any of the weapons during the action anyway.

Edit: Its hard to swallow paying $60 for a full price game with a short campaign and then when you finally get into the game, the company wants you to spend more money. The $60 price point has pushed me away from most games at launch as it is. In a world where I can buy full games for $5 dollars on steam (just picked up darksiders on sale) its a little hard to put $5 dollars into some silly points so I can get a new color on my gun.

There's also the thought of DLC at once being like another slice of cake. You pay $60, like the game and a few months later for $15 you can get some more of that game. Now with games getting like Dragon Age you pay $60 for the game and then need to pay $30 more to unlock a piece of the game they took away at launch to make you pay extra for. Weapons skins are less critical but it still stings a similar kind of pain.

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Edited By JAH_Donuts

@Unenthusiastic said:

This should be free.

Honestly, they should be earned.

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Edited By Lavos

Think of all the money that Jeff isn't spending on Game Room QL's. He's still *way* ahead.

Thank you Jeff for buying these so we don't have to!

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@CABBAGES said:

My limited edition came today and i bought the season pass and the all skin pack right away and im not even a huge gears fan.

Do you also shit ducats?

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Edited By TheHakku

Son of a bitch, Jeff. You're fired.

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@RandomHero666 said:

@normalpants said:

no offense Giant Bomb, 'cause I love you and everything, but It's kind of hard for me to get worked up over paid weapon skins when you're asking me to pay you to watch you play Halo

Without money from subscriptions Giantbomb would be gone, pretty fucking different to paying that much to look like a complete idiot on a vidya game

Have you subscribed?

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Edited By DarkbeatDK

Remember when you used to unlock stuff in games by PLAYING THEM rather than PAYING for them?

These are ridiculous! At least Call of Duty lets you create something like this yourself for free.

Greedy bastards!

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Edited By KaneRobot

I'll be so glad to get this game from someone else, not buy any of this bullshit, and then sell my copy to someone else.

It's not just that they're charging for this stuff, it's the fucking INSANE prices. THREE BUCKS for a few weapon skins? That giant pack should be 5 bucks.

Go fuck yourself, Epic. This is one of the worst I've seen since Horse Armor and Capcom's nonsense where they lied about the on-disc DLC.

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Edited By thebigJ_A

Christ, this is dumb.

THREE DOLLARS for a texture to make your gun look different.

This puts Bethesda's Horse Armor to shame.

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@xCharlieSheen said:

Personally, I think spending money on weapon and character skins is alright. Especially for a game this awesome. What's more crazy is spending $60 bucks a pop on mediocre to just above average shooters like: Space Marine, and Resistance 3 or broken games like Dead Island, right before Gears 3 drops. I like to skip those 4/5 star reviewed games, and get something truly epic. If, like me this is one of only a couple of games someone is getting this fall; Why not have a techno-color shotgun, and a pink lancer, and 2 or 3 different skins for each character; it's fun. I'm skipping on Modern Warfare 3, Battlefield, and Batman. Gears is my game of choice, for the limited time I have for gaming. If you don't want it don't buy it. It's nice to at least have the option though.

So would you be willing to state on the record that you think that all of these skins combined roughly equal the PC versions of Battefield 3 or Batman: Arkham City? Neither of those sound like they'd be broken or mediocre...

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Edited By subactuality

What kind of person actually buys this crap?

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I think this qualifies Jeff for sainthood.

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Patrick: "I'd be willing to spend $2 on that."

But it costs $4.

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@thebigJ_A said:

Christ, this is dumb.

THREE DOLLARS for a texture to make your gun look different.

This puts Bethesda's Horse Armor to shame.

Gun Camo is the new Horse Armor.

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@Sharpless said:

I think this qualifies Jeff for sainthood.

For the sacrifice he made for the rest of us.

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Edited By Skunkboy72

for the record. I was in that CoD MW2 group and did not buy it.

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Edited By Aetheldod

People have all the right to buy stupid things , but that does not stop this from being stupid

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Edited By coldblood

This is the most compelling video in Giant Bomb history.

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Edited By Olivaw

So it's true.

Jeff DOES make poor purchasing decisions.

No but seriously this video is one of the most important editorial videos Giant Bomb has ever made. People need to see this! People need to know that this shit is beyond stupid.

TF2 store? I undestand that. Portal 2 store? I even understand that. This shit? Four dollars for a kind of animated rainbow on your gun? What in the living shit

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@Terjay said:

Horse meet armor. Armor meet horse.

Win.

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Edited By Tanith

All proceeds go directly to Cliff and his fiance's "New Matching Ferrari's Fund". Yay.

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Looks like market saturation for stupid shit addons has begun... hopefully.

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@ThePhantomStranger: No, those three games are probably going to be great. I just don't have time to play every triple A blockbuster that comes out this fall. Just Consider the value of Gears 3 at $60; 3 different ways to play through a 10- 12 hour campaign. Beast mode, horde mode, and a stellar multiplayer w/dedicate servers. Why not charge $3 a piece for weapon skins. In almost every review I've read, gamers are already getting a lot of bang for their buck. NOBODY IS MAKING YOU BUY IT.

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Edited By coaxmetal

Jeff is lucky because he can purchase realllly dumb shit and then its a tax writeoff. Well some of it is.

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Edited By the_devoid

already a bunch of people running around with these in multiplayer! It was better before when they showed up as -1 msp but then when u went to buy it it said it would cost 429 million microsoft points xD

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I'm kind of blown away that they can get away with selling what is literally just a texture for this much. Look at oblivion or any other mod heavy game and there are a lot more better textures, and even models, for $0.

Making a texture for an existing object is really really easy, the profit margins have to be through the roof.

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Btw, the rainbow and other animated ones? Those are actually the easiest to make, its just a fucking shader that they probably already have, so adding it to the gun is nothing more than checking a box.

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Edited By rapid

As cool as Gears is, this is paid dlc thing is more of a rip off than game room was.

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@normalpants said:

no offense Giant Bomb, 'cause I love you and everything, but It's kind of hard for me to get worked up over paid weapon skins when you're asking me to pay you to watch you play Halo

Except that you don't pay per video........

Horse meet armor. Armor meet horse.

I love you

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@JAH_Donuts said:

@RandomHero666 said:

@normalpants said:

no offense Giant Bomb, 'cause I love you and everything, but It's kind of hard for me to get worked up over paid weapon skins when you're asking me to pay you to watch you play Halo

Without money from subscriptions Giantbomb would be gone, pretty fucking different to paying that much to look like a complete idiot on a vidya game

Have you subscribed?

The point isn't who's subscribed, but the fact that paying for a Whiskey Media subscription actually gets you quite a bit more than those weapon skins.

I'll agree with somebody who says $50 is a little overpriced for a yearly Whiskey Media subscription, but I pay for it anyways because I support everything Jeff & the guys do, and it's nice to get a few extra perks.

I'll also accept if somebody says it's a fair price. Even though I think it's a bit much, I wouldn't concider $50 a year to be a crazy price.

But if somebody tries to argue that $45 for 21 weapon skins is a fair price, then I'm going to say they're out of their fucking minds! Let's do the math here... that's about $2.15 per skin, if you bought the pack. I could go spend $2 at a fast food place and get a burger & fries to go with my Gears 3. In fact, I could do that 21 times, spend $45, and have a MUCH better Gears 3 experience than somebody who bought those skins would be having.

At the end of the day, does it really make the game any more fun? no. Are they forcing people to buy it? no, but that doesn't excuse them from even TRYING to charge for this stuff, which looks like it was thrown together a couple of months before release. It's disgusting.

Am I going on for too long? Probably. I think i'll just go on record saying that anybody who uses this stuff online, i'll be trying to kill EXTRA hard, simply because i'd get so frustrated that somebody would actually pay MONEY for that crap!

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Edited By 01wilsonj

Man fuck this game.... oh wait i just bought it :( damnit! xo

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Edited By JimminiBob

I just bought all the skins because of this video, thanks giantbomb. Now I cant afford to eat for the whole week.

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This sort of DLC is liquid AIDS for the gamingindustry.

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"Don't do this."

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No refunds.

Sorry.

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Edited By lunalicrichard

everybody who pays 3 bucks for some dumb ass skin in gears is an idiot ! The season pass i get , that save's cash and is fine . but 3 bucks for a skin that is half assed to begin with ? NO WAY ! In my book epic has made an ass of themselves with this crap and showed us the dont give a f***** as long as we pay up .

Epic has taken a nosedive as far as cool people go .

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Edited By I_n_s_o_m_n_i_a

I have no problem getting the season pass but will not be buying those skins.

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Edited By Romination

Do people really complain about weapon skins being available for download? Think of all kinds of stupid shit you've probably bought like avatar gear, or look at how some free-to-play games make good money on just cosmetic stuff. It's just for people who want it, who cares?

Edit: Hadn't seen the prices yet. $2 is pushing it even, but for some of them to have the gall to ask for $4+? Bananas!

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Edited By bgradio

I can accept the season pass, but an animating weapon skin needs to be pocket change for me to purchase it for the shits and giggles.

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Edited By BabyChooChoo

I like how hurt Patrick is after Jeff bought the guns lol.

Also, why is the volume on the Dead Island ad so damn loud.

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98% of those skins look atrocious and completely out of kilter with everything else. Blegh.

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This is why we can't have nice things.

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Edited By seakae

Seriously. Just for this, Cliff Bleszinski, you shall always and forever be referred to as Cliffy B.

Fuck you very much.

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Edited By Box3ru13

Wow, stupidest thing I've seen on this website and that is saying something.

Hey guys remember when Epic released cool shit for free? No?

You're telling me that was six years ago? Fuck I'm old.

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@lunalicrichard:

I heard that it would support the dedicated servers. They cost a lot of money you know.

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Edited By Lazyaza

Well I won't be buying this crap that's for sure. I mean if they sold versions of the guns that actually did unique things and were cheap I'd be temped just for the lols but a fucking retexture pack? the sort of shit even I could mod in to a game if it were on PC in mere minutes. Fuck that. This is publisher greed at it's worst, its the new god damn horse armor.