Awkward Male Bonding Awaits You In Time Crisis: Razing Storm

fuckin intense bro

I feel like it should be illegal for the people very awkwardly pretending to be enjoying themselves with a product to actually voice their fake enthusiasm in anything as blatant as "this is awesome!" Seriously, if Time Crisis turns you into this, I don't fucking want it.

Well I'm convinced, clearly this motion control business is for reals.

One can only dream of such bromance.  
 
Also -- Two more games!!!!  Holy shit this trailer is going down in history as one of the worst/best EVAR

Dear LORD that was awkward, wish I could un-see it. :(

Saw that TC game in the arcade a few months ago & remember not being that amazed by it. So Sony, how are you supposed to duck/reload like on the arcade versions of TC? Guessing it's turning around, disconnecting the controller or putting your hand over the orb.  Pirate game looks interesting but not the TC games.
 
While watching this I kept expecting one of them to start talking about retiring in a few days then dying of a heart attack (or better yet head explosions like in Scanners) due to how awesome they thought the game was.  
 
BTW Sony, not too many people care about this, why not bring back classic light gun shooters like Carnevil, Cabal or Operation Wolf instead of this TC game?

Remember the first year of the Wii? Ya the Playstation Move is gonna be like that lol. 

This was awfully awesome.

Namco bandai has it all figured out

Random Pirate game FTW

screw the acting, screw the game, the highlight of this AD is the pirates

That pirate game came out of nowhere.

This game is perfect for boys night in. 

" This ad looks like it came out of the 90s "

I know both of these actors from somewhere, but can't remember where. 
 
Brb, checking C:\Program Files\Gay Porn

Mhhh, male bonding... 
 
Two dudes playing with their... weapons... hot shit.

This ad looks like it came out of the 90s

How the hell did this human make "There are two more games" sound sooooo robotic? Check 1:04 minutes in lmao. Seriously though, if a quick look is ever done it must start the same way.......

I've lost my will to live...
 
Way to make the Move look a) lame b) extremely gimmicky.

That asian guy...he's a good, good actor

while I enjoy a good light gun shooter every now and again, they are never worth a purchase. It seems that companies are realizing that and bundling them now with multiple games to try and entice people but still, 3 30 minute long games.... not worth it.

"You got your weapon ready?"
"These games have not yet been rated."

Wow so many negative things going through my head.
 
Fuck you Time Crisis. Fuck you.
 
You make me want to hate the PS3, my only current gen console that I play 24/7.

Nothing is more authentic than three games.

8 player multilayer is too intense for me

And why cant i use a light gun?

TIME CRISIS, OLD TIME CRISIS, AND---- 
 
Pirates...???

" Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before? "

" @HellBrendy said:

" @Binman88 said:

" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "

Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got.  "

Are you seriouslt saying Portal is the best part about the Orange Box? Really? REALLY? Don't get me wrong, Portal is fucking awesome but H-L2 is the high light of The Orange Box. "

They better support my god damn Guncon NC-109.  
Or G/C SYSTEM PRODUCT #3 as it is known in da hood.
KB: "Yo man that orange is dooooooopppe..."
Marcus: "Works on LCDs and projectors, fool."
KB: "Word, dog.  All I got's this ice cream cone dat light up pink or blue."
Marcus: "Man you should'a kill yourself right now than be seen with that..."

A commercial so bad, it's hilarious!

awwww cute

" @Binman88 said:

" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "

Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got.  "

Dude, this is like a 90s SNES commercial. Awesome.

Oh wow.

This looks like shit. I love my Wii. I love my goddamn Wii.

" @Bloviator said:

" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "

I was expecting the Fist Bump Explosion. "

"This is awesome!"
Thanks for sharing.

This video was actually made in 1998 and unearthed out of a time capsule.

I will probably buy it, but definitely not because of this ad. 

" Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before? "

Can't wait for Kinekt to come out so we can expect this type of commercial from all 3 developers.

jesus that ad is so fucking horrible, it reminds me of the ads for toys when i was 10. 

I feel like it's 1998 again. Considering it's called Time Crisis, this is entirely appropriate.

Genius!

Oh...they still doing the Time Crisis thing?

"WHOA WHAT'S THIS?!"

" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "

By 'weapon', they mean a Hurricane Penis.