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Nov. 22, 2009
  • jmrwacko commented on drewbert's video QOTW: 11/22/09
    @nanikore said: " I hate QOTW... "Then... don't ... watch...  Also, Jeff is still Oscar Mike.  Also, last vid was the lolz.
    1 hour, 13 minutes ago
  • My favorite video game manual by far was the Super Mario 64 manual, because they showed you all the different moves you could do in the game plus a visualization of all the button combinations you'd have to push. That was the pre-tutorial era, good times.
    12 hours, 54 minutes ago
  • Because being a pathetic try-hard wigger is apparently more important than not embarrassing yourself in an online video game.
    12 hours, 56 minutes ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic My New Dog + Anti-Freeze
    @Delta_Ass said: " Now I'm just wondering how delicious anti-freeze is... "That's something I tend to wonder only after failing math tests and getting rejected by girls, honestly.
    12 hours, 58 minutes ago
  • The Left 4 Dead 2 community is full of a combination of decent people, assholes, and noobs. Although its weighted predominately towards the asshole and noob spectrums, from my experience.
    13 hours, 2 minutes ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic Left 4 Dead 2 cost me $150 in the Left 4 Dead 2 board.
    Do I get to assassinate Renaissance leaders with wristblades?  Also,  anger management only exists in Adam Sandler movies.
    13 hours, 5 minutes ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic Left 4 Dead 2 cost me $150 in the Left 4 Dead 2 board.
    Well, more accurately, the jockey in Left 4 Dead 2 versus mode pounced onto my fist and caused it to fall off my keyboard into my dresser, causing it to collide with and break my lightswitch and causing me $100 worth of residential damage. Plus a swollen knuckle.  This beats MW2's $85 price tag in Australia, I think. Although Gears of War 2 holds the candle on expensiveness for its ...
    13 hours, 8 minutes ago
  • jmrwacko just started a topic, Left 4 Dead 2 cost me $150 in the Left 4 Dead 2 board.
    13 hours, 8 minutes ago
  • I just hate the jockey class in general. It would be better if the jockey just tipped over the player and then started munching on their brains.
    13 hours, 16 minutes ago
  • @zombie2011 said: " No one wants to see digital nudity its just weird. "Egocentricity - because if you believe something is true, it must be true.
    13 hours, 18 minutes ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic Dragon Age's AI sucks in the Dragon Age: Origins board.
    They operate entirely on user-defined priority lists and their pathfinding is as good as the enemy's pathfinding, so what seems to be "bad AI" on the part of your party members may actually just be the player's fault. Just saying.
    13 hours, 20 minutes ago
  • @Khann: I actually went into that fight with mostly melee dmg and only one mana potion, so it was actually prohibitively hard for me. I managed to beat the fight on my third try with only one character left standing, and then I had to burn all my injury kits so he didn't die on the two remaining adds.
    13 hours, 22 minutes ago
Nov. 21, 2009
  • It's so sad that MW2 had to come to this. IW should have just rode on the CoD4 formula for the PC version of MW2, and none of this discontent would have happened.
    1 day, 1 hour ago
  • BC2 is going to rock socks. And I've heard too many bad things about MW2 multiplayer on PC to give it a go. I'd say that I'll wait until the price on MW2 goes down before buying it, but it took CoD4 like 2 years to hit the bargain bin, so I doubt I'll find MW2 for a budget price anytime soon. Oh well, I always have Team Fortress 2.
    1 day, 1 hour ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic Whats your worst nightmare?
    @RetroIce4 said: " Family Members all died... I cried. "I had a nightmare when I was 6 years old that Animal from the Muppets Show blew up my family with TNT. Ugh.
    1 day, 2 hours ago
Nov. 20, 2009
  • I envy PS3'ers right now.
    1 day, 13 hours ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic Site redesign
    The red toolbar on the top is sort of a weird contrast with the grayish-black background. It almost screams "notice!" or "warning!" to me, so I don't know.
    1 day, 13 hours ago
  • It definitely makes the game feel more arcade-y, but I feel like experience points and damage counts in FPS's can go too far sometimes, like in Borderlands with ticking damage from incendiary weapons almost blocking your screen.
    1 day, 13 hours ago
  • @Famov said: " The worst gen is the one that allowed the creation of the 3D0 and the one that killed 2D gaming, presumably for the advancement of FMV games. So, that horrible middle period between the 16 and 32 bit generations, 1993 - 1995.  Think about it for a minute, people sincerely thought that Full Motion Video games were the future. So I've been told, Sewer Shark was a respected enough ...
    1 day, 14 hours ago
  • jmrwacko replied to the topic Are you a Man Child?
    I work 14 hours a week playing with Legos in a preschool. Does that qualify me for Man childhood?
    1 day, 14 hours ago
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Brad 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
Thinking about throwing in Assassin's Creed (the first one) to generate interest in the sequel... or at least try to. Worth finishing?
Ryan 5 hours, 8 minutes ago
Saw @christilton's name in the Star Trek credits. Confirmed!
snide 1 day, 1 hour ago
The reason I still believe in PC gaming? I've played a dozen LFD2 pickup games now all with great people using voice chat and teamwork.
Jeff 1 day, 3 hours ago
My new power to change the GB homepage's tagline at will is surely going to lead to ruin.
coonce 1 day, 4 hours ago
new frontdoor looks sweet!
andy 1 day, 22 hours ago
Has anyone found a clever solution to solve Django's lack of a "ready-to-go" signal? Something that works with both web and mgmt commands?
gpbmike 1 day, 23 hours ago
trying out this CleverCSS stuff
Vinny 1 week, 2 days ago
So easy to join! RT @jeffgerstmann: Square's new Scientology recruitment video. That guy looks so calm and in-control! http://bit.ly/3OtQH2