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Bustin' Out the 3DS Extra Large

The fruit-based comparisons are fast and loose as we evaluate the new plus-size offering from Nintendo.

Jul. 27 2012

Posted by: Brad

215 Comments

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5 minutes in it sounded like Brad was going to pull out is junk.

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@HHAP said:

@The_Nubster: Brad and I think Ryan already invested in a 3DS. I don't think Jeff has one yet at least not one for personal use. Again, that's just what I'm thinking.

Of course he does.

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@The_Nubster: Brad and I think Ryan already invested in a 3DS. I don't think Jeff has one yet at least not one for personal use. Again, that's just what I'm thinking.

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@piderman: Nobody walks around the street with thousands of dollars, normally.

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I think I'm just incompatible with handhelds, and at this point in time, I doubt I'll ever be able to see the appeal of them.

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Can I have that?

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Good to see that NOA has not changed their shipping containers...

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Jeff Gerstmann is a mother-fuckin pimp. Jesus Christ!!! Look at that fad wad of cash.

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I thought the DSi XL was pretty boss so this is kind of tempting. The lack of a charging cradle is pretty crappy though, considering you can buy a standard charging cradle from Nintendo for $4.

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Jeff Gerstmann has drug dealer money.

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Edited By chilibean_3

I'll be at CAX. Hmmmm.

Let's see.

I could roll Jeff for that cash but he isn't stupid enough to have it on him.

I could break into Ryan's car now that it has been ID'd from the earlier video. No. No, he wouldn't leave it there.

That leaves his hotel room. So I must seduce Jeff to learn the whereabouts of and maybe gain easy entrance into his room.

Easy money.

So excited about this mon-eeerrrr... arcade machines, you guys.

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Tempting...but that thing looks so...ugly D:

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JEFF GOT GRIP

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Stack of hundreds. Ballin.

PS: I'm getting this 3DS XL. I can't resist. ;/

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@Lucidlife said:

Get a wife. Have some kids. Watch that $2200 disappear.

Yeah I'll get right on that!

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Holy fuck, i'm guessing that money is for CAX?

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Kinda sounds like Brad doesn't want the 3DS XL to win over his pocket book. Face it Brad, you are gonna be short $200 soon or later, the XL looks really nice. Just wish we got the all white version.

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Brad.. What is macro? My eyes hurt so much.

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Somebody, freeze and enhance Ryan's ID card. Let's commit some identity theft.

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sooooooo excited about new super mario bros 2!!! though i will wait for a quick look and a few reviews. i never pre order.

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Yeah, that ending. It was like some Marble Hornets style stalker cam.

As for 3DS... maybe. The games I'm interested in for it, like Fire Emblem, aren't really about showcasing the 3D. I feel like this thing needs a modern third person adventure or action RPG to really show what it's capable of, but so far it only has the Ocarina remake. The Vita needs AAA attention even more, but this thing needs it too.

It's too bad about no second stick, because that's more or less required for camera control in the ideal game type for the system.

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That's just chump change. Jeffs baller.
 
Also not shipping with power adapter in some places? Are you serious?

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That's some Million Dollar Man type $*it right there.

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Well, I know who to mug this weekend now.

EDIT: A few seconds later and nvm.

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So, being the direct superior of the other duders in the office, does Jeff get dibs on all games and consoles that come in the mail? Brad just assumed (not maliciously or jealously, though) that Jeff would have the XL for himself, which makes sense given the structure of a business.

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I saw that wad of cash and immediately knew it was CAX money.

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How am I supposed to know if I want one of these if they're not tethered to attractive women?

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Get a wife. Have some kids. Watch that $2200 disappear.

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Holy benjamins!

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WHO CARRIES THAT MUCH CASH?????

that being said I've seen bigger wads.

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HowmuchdoesthatcostIWANTITNOW?!

No time for spaces.

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Brad use macro mode if you're going to zoom in like that. Jeff please don't get mugged.

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i wish i had $2200

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I think this is a better camera than usual, as in not a smartphone! No super loud Brad. If so, I am a happy man!

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nice blurry mess on those close-ups. :P

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all i want to know is, will it fit in my pocket?

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Man this thing is really tempting. Unfortunately if I want to get one of these, I will have to get another 32GB SD card because that is what is in my current 3DS right now. Not to sure if I am over 4GB (which comes with the 3DS XL), but I want to have all that space for other game downloads and such.

EDIT: Just checked my SD and I'm about at 4 GBs, so the new SD card would be about full already.

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@Aegon said:

No girls this time around?

They're in hibernation. They only get let out for full-on system launches. Rumor has it that they're trained at the same secret volcano base that births the infamous Nintendo Ninjas.

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Daaamn! Look at all that dough son! Jeff's got that paper.

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Looks nice, I'll still wait and dream of a TV out option though.

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@Sankis said:

@theimmortalbum said:

Gah I wish I could just bust out $2000 whenever I wanted. Wonder what he makes?

I doubt what he makes matters as much as the fact that he's a single mid thirties man.

True that. I make pretty good money, but mortgage + car payment + wife and baby really does eat away at the paycheck.

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@theimmortalbum said:

Gah I wish I could just bust out $2000 whenever I wanted. Wonder what he makes?

I doubt what he makes matters as much as the fact that he's a single mid thirties man. Disposable income, yo.

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@PlasmaBeam44 said:

Why the hell is Jeff rolling around with 2 grand in his wallet?

I'm guessing so he can make bad decisions at California Extreme?

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175 of the pound sterling money. If I hadn't just gotten a N7.

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Jeff got racks on racks... Dat Old Ass Arcade Machine money

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@supercubedude said:

Me and this briefcase full of gold bullion are looking for some arcade machines.

Right this way, sir.

/leads you down dark alley

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Wait. WAIT. The 3DS stylus telescopes? HOLY SHIT. I thought that thing was so small for my hands!!

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Oh, that's why Jeff has 2200 dollars. I was gonna say, goddamn

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Gah I wish I could just bust out $2000 whenever I wanted. Wonder what he makes?

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Me and this briefcase full of gold bullion are looking for some arcade machines.