Dan Decides: Terminator Genisys

Oh boy.

This is the new Ryan Reacts?

*edit: Apologies. I mean "Ryan Reax."

Maybe they should keep making terformos movies forever

I'm hear to listen to your deep thoughts.

Is this the beginning of a beautiful new video series?

Only time will tell.

It's nice to hope I guess.

Even Dan's inexhaustible enthusiasm for dumb things failed to ignite.

I'm more interested in that Metal Gear Solid RISK board game Dan seems to have tucked under his desk!

Terminator Genisys is such a dumb title.

Also, as a sucker for time travel paradoxes, I'm looking forward to see what sort of timeline fuckery they get up to :)

Dan makes me pull my hair out, but for some reason seeing him not excited about something he wants to be excited about kind of makes me sad.

If you think calling a movie "Genisys" is a good idea, then you're probably not going to make a good movie.

Why is Patrick using the game pad but not the TV?

Oh yes I needed this!

I think the original Terminator is the best, for the record. I know there was some botching about the Jurrasic World and Star Wars 7 trailers, but I cannot see a world where Genisys comes out and is a good movie.

Mountain Dew, Wrestling DVD's and figures and watching a trailer for a cool guy action movie, this sure is a Dan Video.

"That looks like a shitfest, Dan." - Jeff Gerstmann

For a second, I thought Dan was going to love every second of it. I'm glad to see I was wrong.

I just want a week of dumbass features like this.

Aw, poor Dan being peer pressured into not being himself. But really, tho. Genisys looks real bad cuz it's going to retcon both T1 and T2 out of existence.

To be honest, I thought it would be worse

A little piece of my childood, destroyed

Huh, "interesting" concept for a video.

I think the movie looks bad. I like dumb stuff, but I think this movie looks bad.

I also don't like the new Sarah Connor. She just doesn't look enough like Linda Hamilton to me.

Think of it this way: It can't be as bad as Rise of the Machines and Salvation were.....right?

Lee Byung-Hun is great in everything, so the movies got atleast that goin for it.

It still upsets me that we will never know the conclusion to the story in Sarah Connor Chronicles.

As soon as I saw the trailer I wanted to know what Jeff and Dan thought about it.

Playing the original score is a good way to manipulate my feelings, tho.

Plot seems good but the graphics look bad. Maybe they are focusing more on story then eye candy.

Wow, feels like i just saw the whole movie in that awful trailer. Well done everybody.

"Terminator 3 was good."

Said no one ev--

oh.

C'mon...I think this looks pretty good. It's obviously not going to be T2-good, but it at least looks like a proper Terminator movie, unlike Salvation. I'm sure it'll at least be fun.

"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE"

"I'LL BE BACK"

This is the Expendables 2/3 of Terminator films. Make it stop.

P.S. Inb4 a love story between a terminator and Sarah Connor.

Dude thinks 3 was good. I mean, come on.

Poor Dan is hurting and that makes me sad. Not even his boundless bad taste can make this seem like anything less than a terrible idea for a movie.

Damn it, not another time line alteration movie! Didn't like it on Star Trek, much less in Terminator! :(

The trailer is alright, movie could be as good as 2 or bad as 4.

Everyone is being way too harsh on that film. It looks fine.

T3 was worth it for the ending.

Having so many people in the main office is great. Really wish we could have this all the time, seems so much more lively.

I love this sort of thing!!!!

Might be the first Terminator film I see since T2.

And it's dumb, real dumb. Should right up Jeff's street!

I loved Dan's reaction to the "come with me..." line.

More random office videos please

I thought it looked fun?

The tail end of season two was great and that cliffhanger! I wish they'd just release the notes so I can know what happens. The third faction stuff was really interesting!

yeah, that was my reaction as well

They are gonna name it Terminator: Mega Dryve in Japan and Europe

@solh0und said:

That trailer suggests otherwise. I mean, it'd have to go a long way to actually be worse, but it looks like a worthy sequel (prequel?) to those shitfests.

Ryckert Ryackts.