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Posted by Humanity

Little does Alex know her breasts are being held up by magic.

Posted by deafwing

@humanity: *Chuckle* - just imagine all the back pain she had to go through before she mastered gravity spells - girls have it rough. :)

Posted by Loafsmooch

Gazongas!

Posted by MachoFantastico

Couldn't stand the artwork of this game since the moment I saw it.

Edited by Viking_Funeral

Why aren't those men wearing shirts?!!

Think of the children!

Posted by thornie

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

Posted by LikeaSsur

People are still making beat-em-ups? Well, alright then.

Posted by RVonE

@thornie said:

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

HAHAHA you fucker! Now I can't unsee it! I can't! FUCK!

Edited by jellotek

@thornie said:

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

Oh god. I can't unsee this now.

Posted by Senate4242

Hmmm. PS3 or Vita? Was hoping this would be a cross buy game.

Posted by Cerberus3Dog

@thornie: She has the largest shoulders too!

Posted by ICantBeStopped

Perhaps we could ask women with similarly sized breasts if their backs hurt?

Posted by Lovecraft_Bro

I need to see the Quick Look of this and hear what Brad has to say (seems like he's the one playing it).

Posted by Edmundus

Hope this gets a quick look, it would be hilarious.

Posted by SatelliteOfLove

#TeamDorf represent!

Edited by TheManWithNoPlan

How Titallating.

Posted by BeachThunder

Beige balloons?

Posted by ajamafalous

@thornie said:

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Edited by MrPilkington

I think I'm gonna get this on Vita. Hmmmm, still trying to decide.

Posted by Neckbear

Some people don't seem to understand that the art is intentionally ridiculous and over the top.

Edited by Hurricrane

What do you mean "Later in life?"

Edited by Brendan

I just can't garner any enthusiasm about beat-em ups.

Posted by Colourful_Hippie

@thornie said:

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Edited by nukesniper

@neckbear said:

Some people don't seem to understand that the art is intentionally ridiculous and over the top.

Doesn't mean that its ridiculous nature doesn't affect my opinion of the product. She is wearing nippleless watermelons and I instantly don't care about this game.

Couldn't stand the artwork of this game since the moment I saw it.

Posted by MildMolasses

If you are trying to offer up the collection of concept art as an incentive to play, then to that I say 'no thank you!'

Posted by mrfluke

@nukesniper: one aspect of a game and a character you dont have to use and you instantly dont care about the product? ok

Edited by DaBuddaDa

This is out next week, not this week as the vid title says, right?

Edited by RE_Player1

I wanna get both versions but I'm waiting for a bit of a sale or a price drop.

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Edited by automatontribe

The art of the backrounds and monsters look really great. But the characters just look fucking wrong.

Posted by beritbunny

@boocreepyfootdoctor said:

Ahhhhh at least she's not a toddler being raped by sealife. #basementdwellingschoolshooterprogress

Hear, hear!

I'm HUGELY looking forward to this game, even though Vanillawear titles are generally over-long and not "fun enough". I think the artwork looks great, thought it is done in a grotesque style (something I don't usually favor.)

Full Disclosure: I am a woman (and I have large breasts).

I'm planning to play sorceress b/c she is a read-headed witch, and I'm all about that.

Posted by beritbunny
Posted by Tesla

Who cares about the wizard tits, what's up with the lumpy ass on the amazon?

Anyway, I loved the way the Trine games have a classic story book feel and am happy to have another game like that to play soon.

Posted by BadNews

So I got to see the art book the other day. Not too bad. The art book is not cull sized but not game box sized. Nice heft to it.

Also totes gonna main the sorceress or archer.

Posted by Devil240Z

Wow kinda disappointed in the comments here.

My first thought about this game was that it reminds me of Odin Sphere. Which is a great game.

Posted by mando44646

well it'd be nice if the ad didnt glitch out the video and force me to reload the page again...

Posted by metalsnakezero

Wow kinda disappointed in the comments here.

My first thought about this game was that it reminds me of Odin Sphere. Which is a great game.

Same creators too so you'll like this one.

Posted by NegativeCero

I think I'm gonna wait for a price drop on PSN store. The artbook is tempting, though.

Posted by kkotd

I'm not sure which one makes me facepalm more, the creepy comments or the over-sensitive outrage over a blatant art style.

Edited by bombedyermom

I'd like to point out that if she does have nipples, they must be strangely located.

Edited by ricochetguro

If you are trying to offer up the collection of concept art as an incentive to play, then to that I say 'no thank you!'

It's always awful when a publisher actually offers physical incentives for a release rather than silly dlc trinkets!

In any case, love Vanillaware and with Dragon's Crown they seem to have finally found the right balance in gameplay systems and depth to match their wonderful art. Really looking forward to this, supposed to be a modern day expansion of the Dungeon and Dragon arcade games.

Posted by Kaigan

Titties.

Posted by Scotto

Hey look, it's two balloons stapled to a broomstick.

Art!

Edited by shonuff

I'm not down with this anti-boob agenda. Most female characters in games have big boobs, just look at EDI from Mass Effect, they even gave a robot big boobs and cameltoe.

Posted by NowSayPillow

Art "controversy" or no, I still think this game looks great. :)

Posted by BenderUnit22

The quick look for this game will be so sad because all they'll be talking about is how grotesk the boobs and thighs look and no word about the game.

Posted by altairre

@shonuff said:

I'm not down with this anti-boob agenda. Most female characters in games have big boobs, just look at EDI from Mass Effect, they even gave a robot big boobs and cameltoe.

Yeah, that was super dumb. It's their game so they can do with it what they want but I still had to shake my head when I first saw it.

@thornie said:

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

Well done sir.

Posted by Jnorman

Dungeons and Dragons Shadows over Mystara got an HD update?!??!?!!?......oh wait.

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