Dragon's Crown Casts a Spell on PS3 and Vita Next Week

Little does Alex know her breasts are being held up by magic.

@humanity: *Chuckle* - just imagine all the back pain she had to go through before she mastered gravity spells - girls have it rough. :)

Gazongas!

Couldn't stand the artwork of this game since the moment I saw it.

Why aren't those men wearing shirts?!!

Think of the children!

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

People are still making beat-em-ups? Well, alright then.

HAHAHA you fucker! Now I can't unsee it! I can't! FUCK!

Oh god. I can't unsee this now.

Hmmm. PS3 or Vita? Was hoping this would be a cross buy game.

@thornie: She has the largest shoulders too!

Perhaps we could ask women with similarly sized breasts if their backs hurt?

I need to see the Quick Look of this and hear what Brad has to say (seems like he's the one playing it).

Hope this gets a quick look, it would be hilarious.

#TeamDorf represent!

How Titallating.

Beige balloons?

@thornie said:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I think I'm gonna get this on Vita. Hmmmm, still trying to decide.

Some people don't seem to understand that the art is intentionally ridiculous and over the top.

What do you mean "Later in life?"

I just can't garner any enthusiasm about beat-em ups.

Doesn't mean that its ridiculous nature doesn't affect my opinion of the product. She is wearing nippleless watermelons and I instantly don't care about this game.

If you are trying to offer up the collection of concept art as an incentive to play, then to that I say 'no thank you!'

@nukesniper: one aspect of a game and a character you dont have to use and you instantly dont care about the product? ok

This is out next week, not this week as the vid title says, right?

I wanna get both versions but I'm waiting for a bit of a sale or a price drop.

The art of the backrounds and monsters look really great. But the characters just look fucking wrong.

@boocreepyfootdoctor said:

Hear, hear!

I'm HUGELY looking forward to this game, even though Vanillawear titles are generally over-long and not "fun enough". I think the artwork looks great, thought it is done in a grotesque style (something I don't usually favor.)

Full Disclosure: I am a woman (and I have large breasts).

I'm planning to play sorceress b/c she is a read-headed witch, and I'm all about that.

@deafwing: Nice avatar.

Who cares about the wizard tits, what's up with the lumpy ass on the amazon?

Anyway, I loved the way the Trine games have a classic story book feel and am happy to have another game like that to play soon.

So I got to see the art book the other day. Not too bad. The art book is not cull sized but not game box sized. Nice heft to it.

Also totes gonna main the sorceress or archer.

Wow kinda disappointed in the comments here.

My first thought about this game was that it reminds me of Odin Sphere. Which is a great game.

well it'd be nice if the ad didnt glitch out the video and force me to reload the page again...

Same creators too so you'll like this one.

I think I'm gonna wait for a price drop on PSN store. The artbook is tempting, though.

I'm not sure which one makes me facepalm more, the creepy comments or the over-sensitive outrage over a blatant art style.

I'd like to point out that if she does have nipples, they must be strangely located.

It's always awful when a publisher actually offers physical incentives for a release rather than silly dlc trinkets!

In any case, love Vanillaware and with Dragon's Crown they seem to have finally found the right balance in gameplay systems and depth to match their wonderful art. Really looking forward to this, supposed to be a modern day expansion of the Dungeon and Dragon arcade games.

Titties.

Hey look, it's two balloons stapled to a broomstick.

Art!

I'm not down with this anti-boob agenda. Most female characters in games have big boobs, just look at EDI from Mass Effect, they even gave a robot big boobs and cameltoe.

Art "controversy" or no, I still think this game looks great. :)

The quick look for this game will be so sad because all they'll be talking about is how grotesk the boobs and thighs look and no word about the game.

Yeah, that was super dumb. It's their game so they can do with it what they want but I still had to shake my head when I first saw it.

Well done sir.

Dungeons and Dragons Shadows over Mystara got an HD update?!??!?!!?......oh wait.