Dragon's Crown Casts a Spell on PS3 and Vita Next Week

Doesn't mean that its ridiculous nature doesn't affect my opinion of the product. She is wearing nippleless watermelons and I instantly don't care about this game.

I just can't garner any enthusiasm about beat-em ups.

What do you mean "Later in life?"

Some people don't seem to understand that the art is intentionally ridiculous and over the top.

I think I'm gonna get this on Vita. Hmmmm, still trying to decide.

@thornie said:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Beige balloons?

How Titallating.

#TeamDorf represent!

Hope this gets a quick look, it would be hilarious.

I need to see the Quick Look of this and hear what Brad has to say (seems like he's the one playing it).

Perhaps we could ask women with similarly sized breasts if their backs hurt?

@thornie: She has the largest shoulders too!

Hmmm. PS3 or Vita? Was hoping this would be a cross buy game.

Oh god. I can't unsee this now.

HAHAHA you fucker! Now I can't unsee it! I can't! FUCK!

People are still making beat-em-ups? Well, alright then.

Her boobs look like a butt, her chest looks like a back, and her armpit looks like a boob. You see, it's her head that's backwards and maybe a little too big.

Why aren't those men wearing shirts?!!

Think of the children!

Couldn't stand the artwork of this game since the moment I saw it.

Gazongas!

@humanity: *Chuckle* - just imagine all the back pain she had to go through before she mastered gravity spells - girls have it rough. :)

Little does Alex know her breasts are being held up by magic.