Duke Nukem Gets Small

I just thought of a girl breastfeeding Duke.

Ok. I wanna play this game.

" You know what? This game is totally fine with me. "

I'm washing my hands all the time. Like everytime I touch anything. So my hands look like Zombie hands.

So what! What you looking at!

You know, if they delayed the game to put crazy stuff like this in the game, I'm fine & would like more but without much more delay.

The funny thing is I think I found his chipmunk voice better than his normal voice.

" its the 90's all over again "

Stuff like this is why I'm actually kind of interested in Duke Nukem.

Seems alright, I remember enjoying some custom maps in Call of Duty 2 with a similar concept. 

Hilarious.

This game is so freakin dumb. *facepalm*

de_rats, anyone?

GI Joe PSA remake reference success.  Also that actually looked pretty fun.  I kinda want this game...

I really liked the shrink ray in Duke Nukem 3D.

this game makes me fucking giggle

" This game is so freakin dumb. *facepalm* "

this game has already payed for itself , no way in hell im not buying this!

It already looks dated =/

Nice. Looking good. my BOSE preorder cant wait!

" its the 90's all over again "

So this is why the game has been delayed.

Levellord strikes again.

" a shrink gun you say? you are starting to garner my interest, duke "

lmao when he was running

Duke! Thank god no one stepped on you!

I am going to love every second of this game.

This may have just sold me on the game.

ok, no more duke nukem trailers for me, they're spoiling all the parts in the game.

"I thought that Portal 2's single player was hilarious from the very start, hopefully Duke Nukem can do something similar but I think the types of humour may differ too much."

This game still looks bad.

Thank god nobody stepped on you.  LOL

Wait, 5 pages and no balls of steel yet? Let me remedy that:

BALLS OF STEAL

HAHAHAHAHHA, I fucking lol'd my ass off at "Porkchop sandwiches".

For those who don't know 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzrrSoeclR8

Gonna get all levelord up in this bitch!

once you see it, you'll shit bricks! :3

The only good video for the marketing yet.

This is the first tralier to get me interested in the game.

Awesome to see that they are bringing this back. I wasn't sure if this was going to be making the cut.

Pretty hilarious.

Not that i think it's likely but wouldn't it be something if this game really turned out to be epic

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                @acrimsonbullet said:

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                its the 90's all over again
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FUCK YA IT IS!
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"I know where I'd stick him" Yeah I bet you would you dirty slut :P

Do not like the look of those platforming sections.

This is like an orgy of throwback awesomeness!!!

If every part of this game has a fucking crazy and stupid hook like getting yourself shrunken down to the size of a rat, I will have no problem shelling out 60 dollars for it.

Knowing that that modified voice belongs to the very bassy John St. John makes it all the funnier. People are complaining that it's stupid. It's supposed to be, now shut up, sit down and enjoy it.

woot

GREAT!

To all the people who obviously haven't played the original, do yourselves a favor and get on that shit. Yes it's got dated visuals, but man that ruthless(it isn't an easy game), hilarious gameplay still holds up.