E3 2013: A Haircut Ain't Gonna Stop the Insanity That is Bayonetta 2

I don't like the new design. How does she have a hair outfit with short hair? Oh, I see, the hair that forms her outfit is coming out of her upper back... okay. Are those wings made of feathers now? The motif seems a little confused is all.

Bah, I'm never buying a Wii U anyway. I bet this got half the budget of the original.

This is literally the only exclusive game on the WiiU im interested in. Absolutely loved the original Bayo and I am considering buying a used WiiU just to play this crack.

Dang...it's like Platinum knows exactly what turns me on in a girl. Tall, librarian glasses, dark features...and now a sexy short haircut? I'm pathetic.

Bayonetta is INSANE. And I love it.

B-b-but... wouldn't cutting her hair make her less powerful???

I demand a canonical explanation for this grave oversight!

(Nerd noises)

The clothes she is wearing is already made out of hair, a little off the top isn't gonna hurt anything.

The whole time, I could only see it as grotesquely long armpit hair.

You're welcome.

I could use a haircut myself.

All I can say is "yes".

Main reason I bought the Wii-U. Can't wait for this

Just to be clear, I have to buy a Wii U now, because this character had an awesome haircut. Also, I have to buy an Xbox One so I can idle at the title screen of Killer Instinct and rock out to the new theme music.

I see no current reason to buy a PS4 :P

I could not be more excited for this. It would kill me.

Hottest polygons I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, but I'm still hoping it makes it out to other systems somewhere down the line. It's a small chance, and even if it happens it probably won't be anytime soon.

So, with her hair evidently still forming her clothes, is Bayonetta now just rocking the world's most outrageous mullet?