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Giant Bomb Instructional Video Series: Earthquakes!

How to behave during an earthquake: Drop! Cover! Hold On! Harass Your Coworkers!

Mar. 29 2012

Cast: Dave, Jeff, Brad

Posted by: Jeff

In This Episode:

Earthquake

266 Comments

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Edited By beef_melody

Secure that copy of Xenoblade Chronicles!

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Great sequel to I Am Alive.

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Okay i'm on board with the new office now.

Also- what is that lamp called i must have???!!! o______o

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Oh my god, Brad is amazing.

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Am I the only person who is really disturbed by the, "Protect the CEO at risk of life and limb,"?

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OH GOD, that moment when Brad is coming down the hallway and just DROPS, oh my fucking lord, my sides!

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Edited By ArbitraryWater

YOU WOULD BE DEAD SEAN MCKINNIS! YOU WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW!

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DUDE THAT IS A SICK LAMP!

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That was fun although if we ignored a drill like that wgere i work we would have our balls handed to us..

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The best video from the new office so far. Good stuff.

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As long as Dragon lamp survives the Earthquake that is all that matters.

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The best part was Brad falling down.

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Those foot level windows would freak me out

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hahahahaha, so awesome!

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I feel like I don't actually want to dig deeper into Earthquake. That seems categorically unrewarding.

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@Marz: No, Patrick is playing through it. He confirmed it on the bombcast.

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I gess vinny knew this was happening and bolted for hes bug out bag.

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Edited By HerbieBug

ATTENTION!!
 
Amazon sells a variety of dragon lamps in a similar style.  Only the bearers of dragon lamps are safe from the apocalypse.  The end is nigh. 
 
The manufacturer of a similar lamp says:
 

What an awe-inspiring way to illuminate your castle! Reminiscent of centuries-old European carvings, this roaring dragon holds aloft a glowing glass globe. Pair them on either side of a doorway for a grand entry!

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GET UNDER YOUR DESK! GET UNDER YOUR GODDAMN-

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I needed that!

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haha! "The dragon saved me." :D

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@codynewill said:

Am I the only person who is really disturbed by the, "Protect the CEO at risk of life and limb,"?

Yes because nobody else is as gullible as you

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The Paarthurnax lamp maintained order and left CBSi employees safe during such trying times.

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JeffCam is in always-earthquake mode.

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In my dorms the fire alarm is exactly the same and it is ear piercing!!

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Just so you know. I am pro disrupting the work of gamespot employees

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My office just thought an alarm was going off. Great!

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Brad collapsing in the corridor was the best thing e ver

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Dragon lamp has Nanako's seal of approval.

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Nice knowing you guys...
 
  

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I am ok with Jeff going around the offices shouting YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD. That should happen, at least once a week.

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"I'm still alive, the dragon saved me."

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On my PC (slow PC) the camera phone is just too shaky. But, the subject matter was funny.

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I love you Giantbomb

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More walking around Vids but mount a toy gun under the camera and call it FPS cam.

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It's all fun and games until there actually is an earth quake.

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So, three things I noticed.

1. The GB Guys are still awesome as always.

2. Their new office is kinda lame compared to their old new office.

3. Oh god, does anyone know what happened to Coonce?

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i thought dave didn't like to follow group protocol things

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If California did sink into the ocean, Giant Bomb would be the first thing I'd mourn.

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Every once in a while in these videos I swear Brad looks extremely tired, or extremely baked.

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QUICK SOMEONE PROTECT THE CEO!!!

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Dios Mio, Luchadeer continues to be not on a wall. Shame on you.

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Was that the new redesign of the site Dave was working on?

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CEO:...what kind of unloyal people have I hired?

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Surely the first sign of an earthquake is the ground shaking, what on earth do you need an alarm for?

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Glad to know you guys are alright.

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great job.