@Branthog: I only read about half of that enormous post, but I agree. Brutal Legend is a bit of a misfire in that regard. I remember seeing this video on I think 1UP where Tim was explaining how singleplayer was basically a training ground for this RTS-y multiplayer and...that's not really what I expected or wanted out of this game at all. I was legitimately surprised to hear that. The ...
A commercial commercial. How quaint. Wait, no, the word I'm looking for is stupid. How stupid. How very stupid. I feel stupid for having watched this stupid thing.
2009: The year when shit really started getting fucked up. So you're telling me that if I pre-order your game you'll let me play all of it? Wow, how kind and generous of you. This kind of behavior is gross and will only lead to even grosser behavior. Kudos to Brad for bringing up the question, and the frog.
You can make enemies do the invisible hula hoop dance. Fantastic. The odd animations makes it kind of charming in a way though. I don't know, in a weird way I'm enticed by games like this. I remember thinking of buying that shoddy Minority Report game. Never did though. Just like I think I'll never actually buy this game.
Sorry for hating, but man these games are so stale.

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Jack in a box.
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Hadn't bought one of these since Guitar Hero 3. Felt like it was time to give the genre a try again. What I was actually interested in purchasing was Rock Band 2, but there's no RB2 guitar bundle here in Europe because something. Was looking at World Tour for €60, ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on Sept. 17, 2009
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Noby noby noby boy!
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I walked with the front legs and then the back legs and then got long and colored and I ate a basketball, then I flew in the sky and a man stood on a dog, footballs rained from the sky, I went through the donut clouds, I tied a knot ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on Feb. 19, 2009
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Pretty well
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In a review about flower it's easy to go off on some pretentious tangent about how elegantly it evokes a sensation of happiness and relaxation in your soul with its soothing, mesmerizing presentation and the simple elegance of its unique design. It's easy because it's actually not that far from ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on Feb. 14, 2009
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This game is wonderful.
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This game is wonderful. The beautiful visuals are always so, and mesmerizing those times when it essentially feels like you're watching concept art in motion. Ubisoft presents a fantastical world where the striking visuals convey an atmosphere that is positively sparkling with ethereal magic. The Prince may not be a ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on Dec. 30, 2008
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More like Sbore. lol!
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(rating thing appears to be a bit broken. actually not supposed to be 5 stars there, but 2.5.)Revealed to much fanfare and mindblowingness at E3 2005, Will Wright's next miracle promised to contain an entire universe populated with weird creatures created by the players themselves. It all sounded so majestic ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on Nov. 1, 2008
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The game's Alone in the Dark...just leave it there.
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I wanted to believe. Eden Studios had created the most excellent Test Drive Unlimited, which is based upon the most brilliant concept ever. Wasn't flawlessly executed, but the concept was so ingenious it didn't really matter. Alone in the Dark had similarly ambitious ideas and I was hoping for a ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on July 25, 2008
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Nostalgia-fueled review results in crazy score.
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I remember when I was but a wee lad, back when I couldn't afford a single piece of cartridge for Nintendo's electronical videogame machinery due to my moneylessness. So I used to leech off of those who could. One beautiful day when the birds were chirping and the sun had ...
Reviewed by VibratingDonkey on July 21, 2008
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| Points: | 1,183 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #888 of 59,170 |
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The City of Metronome game - 92 points |
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The Darkness game - 78 points |
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Mini Ninjas game - 75 points |
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Kane & Lynch: Dead Men game - 73 points |
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Battlefield 1942 game - 71 points |
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Test Drive Unlimited game - 58 points |
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Turning Point : Fall of Liberty game - 49 points |
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Doom game - 48 points |
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Sweep
14 minutes ago MAGGOTS |
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Kush
4 months ago Kush finally watched the GB iPhone App video...Brilliant! |
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serbsta
8 months, 2 weeks ago noobfeed.com |
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